Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Universal rule# 1
What happens in a black hole, stays in a black hole!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (April 8, 2021 at 12:23 am)Eleven Wrote: The people in my building seem to not know how elevators work. They expect you to let them onto the elevator before you disembark. If I'm the only one on an elevator, I stand right at the door. People expecting to barge in once the door opens are generally startled when I'm right there, ready to exit.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Relaxing, after another day of relaxing. I could get used to not working.
Survival tip: As soon as you get word of an impending natural disaster (volcanic eruption, typhoon...whatever), immediately fill your pockets with bacon, sausages, or cheese. That way, the rescue dogs will find you first.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I have so enjoyed the birds singing outside my office that I ordered a feeder to put out there to keep them coming back.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
This is a true thing. When they married in 1958, my parents received a brand new Hotpoint refrigerator as a wedding gift. When Mum died in 2012, one of my brothers took the fridge. At last report (2019), it was still functioning perfectly. Fuck planned obsolescence. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
So, did anyone ever find out how much that doggy in the window was?
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