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RE: Random Thoughts
March 27, 2022 at 10:02 am
(March 27, 2022 at 10:01 am)Ahriman Wrote:
(March 27, 2022 at 1:53 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Do you spit or swallow?

Btw, wouldn't you make more if you had a minimum wage job?
I always swallow, even though I dislike the taste. Spitting is bad manners. And yeah, maybe I would make more at a real job, but I hate working real jobs.

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RE: Random Thoughts
March 27, 2022 at 10:43 am
(March 27, 2022 at 10:01 am)Ahriman Wrote:
(March 27, 2022 at 1:53 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Do you spit or swallow?

Btw, wouldn't you make more if you had a minimum wage job?
I always swallow, even though I dislike the taste. Spitting is bad manners. And yeah, maybe I would make more at a real job, but I hate working real jobs.

Ha, ha, yeah, you wouldn't want to look like classless trash in front of gentlemen who pay for a $10 - $20 whore.

But maybe you could make a gay porn video, put it on pornhub, and reap the revenue.
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 27, 2022 at 11:16 am
(March 27, 2022 at 1:53 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(March 27, 2022 at 1:23 am)Ahriman Wrote: I made $50 today, $20 each from two guys and $10 from one guy. I could get used to this.

Do you spit or swallow?

Btw, wouldn't you make more if you had a minimum wage job?

Probably clear more at minimum wage- once you figure in the cost of advanced antibiotics and anti- retroviral drug treatments.....
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 27, 2022 at 11:22 am
(March 27, 2022 at 10:43 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(March 27, 2022 at 10:01 am)Ahriman Wrote: I always swallow, even though I dislike the taste. Spitting is bad manners. And yeah, maybe I would make more at a real job, but I hate working real jobs.

Ha, ha, yeah, you wouldn't want to look like classless trash in front of gentlemen who pay for a $10 - $20 whore.

But maybe you could make a gay porn video, put it on pornhub, and reap the revenue.
I can't charge much more than that, I (would think) I am considerably less desirable than a female escort.
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 27, 2022 at 3:10 pm
Words to live by:

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RE: Random Thoughts
March 28, 2022 at 12:23 am
(March 27, 2022 at 3:10 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Words to live by:

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...and fucking potholes. JFC, potholes will wreck your day.
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 28, 2022 at 12:25 am
Though I will say potholes probably won't give you an anal probe
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 28, 2022 at 2:11 am
(March 28, 2022 at 12:25 am)Jackalope Wrote: Though I will say potholes probably won't give you an anal probe
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I have an ex girlfriend that would disagree.

You never rode the pillon seat on the back of a rigid frame Harley in Detroit.
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 30, 2022 at 12:42 am (This post was last modified: March 30, 2022 at 2:53 am by The Valkyrie.)
No matter what you're going through, try to give a helping hand to others, and you will feel better.

Instead of saying, "fuck off!", say, "How may I help you to fuck off?"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 30, 2022 at 10:03 am
"I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?"
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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