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#7591
RE: Random Thoughts
May 31, 2022 at 5:44 am
Society is a fucking hypocrite. Society is all like, ‘Be yourself!’, so I try to be myself and then Society all like, ‘No, not like that.’ Now there’s a fine involved.

Dafuq, Society - make up your mind.

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#7592
RE: Random Thoughts
May 31, 2022 at 12:04 pm
When Peter Gabriel sang "Shock the Monkey", was he suggesting I use a cattle prod, because I don't think my behavior is outrageous enough to do the job.
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#7593
RE: Random Thoughts
May 31, 2022 at 12:19 pm
I saw an old sign that said, "Smoke camels", so I did.

Now I'm banned from the zoo!
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#7594
RE: Random Thoughts
May 31, 2022 at 12:43 pm
(May 31, 2022 at 12:19 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I saw an old sign that said, "Smoke camels", so I did.

Now I'm banned from the zoo!

‘Where’s Murphy?’

‘He emigrated.’

‘What! Why?’

‘He saw a sign that said “Drink Canada Dry” so he thought he’d have a go at it.’

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#7595
RE: Random Thoughts
May 31, 2022 at 12:59 pm (This post was last modified: May 31, 2022 at 1:00 pm by Ahriman.)
I was recently advised not to buy a jelly dildo. But that's what I wanted. Do any of you know why I wouldn't want to buy a jelly dildo?
"Imagination, life is your creation"
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#7596
RE: Random Thoughts
May 31, 2022 at 1:06 pm
(May 31, 2022 at 12:59 pm)Ahriman Wrote: I was recently advised not to buy a jelly dildo. But that's what I wanted. Do any of you know why I wouldn't want to buy a jelly dildo?

It appears that you are begging for an ousting from this particular society.

Slow your roll.
  
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#7597
RE: Random Thoughts
May 31, 2022 at 1:48 pm
(May 31, 2022 at 12:59 pm)Ahriman Wrote: I was recently advised not to buy a jelly dildo. But that's what I wanted. Do any of you know why I wouldn't want to buy a jelly dildo?

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#7598
RE: Random Thoughts
June 1, 2022 at 2:46 am
June's possibilities for the Deep Hurting Project: (All Tubi-Exclusive unless otherwise noted)

Action/Adventure: Simon Sez

Comedy:
  • Deck the Halls (Netflix) XMAS
  • Gone Fishin' (Library)
  • InAPPropriate Comedy
  • Joe Piscopo: A Night at Club Piscopo
  • Mr. Wrong (Amazon Prime) PRIDE MONTH
  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure (Library)
  • The Stupids (Library)
  • Surf School
Drama: Singing Forest PRIDE MONTH

Horror:
  • Alice in Murderland
  • Arachnicide
  • Creepozoids
  • Curse of Pirate Death
  • Devilman
  • Hobgoblins
  • I Spit on Your Grave:  Deja Vu
  • Monster
  • Shark Exorcist SHARK WEEK (this year, in July)
  • The Source  (Pluto, Tubi)
  • They Saved Hitler's Brain
Sci-Fi: Species: The Awakening (Pluto, Tubi)

Youth:
  • Cry WIlderness
  • Home alone 4 (Disney+) XMAS
  • Home Sweet Home Alone (Disney+) XMAS
  • Leo the Lion (Amazon) NEXT WEEK
  • Zoo Wars
And so, it looks like the itinenrary is
June 6: Leo the Lion
June 13: Simon Sez
June 20: Mr. Wrong
June 27: The Singing Forest
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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RE: Random Thoughts
June 2, 2022 at 1:02 am
Being old enough to order from the senior's menu means jack shit when the restaurants you like don't offer one.

Sad.
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 2, 2022 at 10:00 am
(June 2, 2022 at 1:02 am)Jackalope Wrote: Being old enough to order from the senior's menu means jack shit when the restaurants you like don't offer one.

Sad.

That also implies that the senior's menus which you could order from don't have food you'd want to order, so it's kind of a wash. Either way, the senior menu doesn't help you.
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