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RE: Random Thoughts
June 22, 2023 at 2:02 pm
Any volunteers to come help me bathe the dogs?

Anyone?

Hello?

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RE: Random Thoughts
June 22, 2023 at 2:04 pm
(June 22, 2023 at 2:02 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Any volunteers to come help me bathe the dogs?

Anyone?

Hello?

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I’ll bathe your dogs if you bathe my cats.

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RE: Random Thoughts
June 22, 2023 at 2:11 pm
(June 22, 2023 at 2:04 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(June 22, 2023 at 2:02 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Any volunteers to come help me bathe the dogs?

Anyone?

Hello?

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I’ll bathe your dogs if you bathe my cats.

Boru
LOL - I don't even bathe my cat.  I don't have wish to die by a thousand cuts.
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 24, 2023 at 1:28 pm
Why do so many religious people seem to be afraid of the word fuck? Doing it, saying it, what the fuck?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 27, 2023 at 1:46 pm
I was feeling kinda guilty for making the dogs stay in the kitchen and attached laundry room till I remembered that some years ago when our house was being rebuilt after a storm, husband, me, three dogs, and the cat were all in the room that is now my office for a little over a month.

The kitchen is much larger, has nice cool tile floors, plenty of room for the big dog bed and another dog bed. Their food and water is there. The cat can jump over the gate when he wants to go in there.

Cleaning blood off the tile floor is much easier than cleaning it off the furniture.
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RE: Random Thoughts
June 27, 2023 at 3:35 pm
(June 27, 2023 at 1:46 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I was feeling kinda guilty for making the dogs stay in the kitchen and attached laundry room till I remembered that some years ago when our house was being rebuilt after a storm, husband, me, three dogs, and the cat were all in the room that is now my office for a little over a month.

The kitchen is much larger, has nice cool tile floors, plenty of room for the big dog bed and another dog bed. Their food and water is there. The cat can jump over the gate when he wants to go in there.

Cleaning blood off the tile floor is much easier than cleaning it off the furniture.

Best to commit murders away from your home.

Let me know if you need any more tips.

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RE: Random Thoughts
June 27, 2023 at 4:32 pm
(June 24, 2023 at 1:28 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Why do so many religious people seem to be afraid of the word fuck? Doing it, saying it, what the fuck?

Because god might punish them with unwanted pregnancies and the decision of abortion?

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#9108
RE: Random Thoughts
June 28, 2023 at 11:08 pm
Theism is less of an enlightenment, and more of putting to rest the ability to reason.
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#9109
RE: Random Thoughts
July 1, 2023 at 10:15 pm
People have already begun shooting fireworks.
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RE: Random Thoughts
July 1, 2023 at 11:58 pm
(July 1, 2023 at 10:15 pm)Tomato Wrote: People have already begun shooting fireworks.

Same here, and the shrubbery around here will burn like gasoline when an errant firework hits it.  Dodgy
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