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RE: Random Thoughts
December 14, 2017 at 1:23 pm
(December 13, 2017 at 4:28 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: Holiday edition:
I find it funny that a lot of Christmas media revolves around some kid having a crisis of faith regarding the existence of Santa Claus. Like, a kid no longer believing in him is some sort of tragic loss of innocence, and that faith in something that doesn't exist is still beneficial.
I deduced that Santa wasn't real when I was somewhere around 4 or 5. I figured that Santa didn't really work for Hasbro or Mattel, and the penmanship on the gift tags was identical with my mom's. And when I came to that revelation, I wasn't sad. I just shrugged, because I knew I would still get gifts anyway.
WHAT!! You don't believe in Santa Claws?
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RE: Random Thoughts
December 14, 2017 at 1:27 pm
(December 13, 2017 at 4:28 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: Holiday edition:
I find it funny that a lot of Christmas media revolves around some kid having a crisis of faith regarding the existence of Santa Claus. Like, a kid no longer believing in him is some sort of tragic loss of innocence, and that faith in something that doesn't exist is still beneficial.
I deduced that Santa wasn't real when I was somewhere around 4 or 5. I figured that Santa didn't really work for Hasbro or Mattel, and the penmanship on the gift tags was identical with my mom's. And when I came to that revelation, I wasn't sad. I just shrugged, because I knew I would still get gifts anyway.
Wait!
Santa...?
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RE: Random Thoughts
December 14, 2017 at 1:50 pm
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RE: Random Thoughts
December 14, 2017 at 2:04 pm
Remember: people who upset Beccs disappear...
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RE: Random Thoughts
December 17, 2017 at 7:37 pm
Santa Claws is going to climb down your chimney and eat you. Unless you do like the three little pigs and boil a big pot of stew on your fire place. It gives new meaning to the idea of chest nuts roasting on an open fire.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: Random Thoughts
December 17, 2017 at 9:12 pm
(This post was last modified: December 17, 2017 at 9:16 pm by Fireball.)
(December 14, 2017 at 1:50 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: ![[Image: GrinchHolyFreakingEvilF.jpg]](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xijN2hihcX8/TPWU1h90aeI/AAAAAAAADng/yo7HkOUZMhk/s400/GrinchHolyFreakingEvilF.jpg)
Shoulda stayed away from the green eggs and ham, it would appear.
(December 13, 2017 at 4:28 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: Holiday edition:
I find it funny that a lot of Christmas media revolves around some kid having a crisis of faith regarding the existence of Santa Claus. Like, a kid no longer believing in him is some sort of tragic loss of innocence, and that faith in something that doesn't exist is still beneficial.
I deduced that Santa wasn't real when I was somewhere around 4 or 5. I figured that Santa didn't really work for Hasbro or Mattel, and the penmanship on the gift tags was identical with my mom's. And when I came to that revelation, I wasn't sad. I just shrugged, because I knew I would still get gifts anyway.
Yeah, I noticed the penmanship, too. But I was 7, because I was blind as a bat, and didn't get glasses until I was 11. I didn't say shit, because if I mentioned that Santa wasn't real, I might get cut off from presents, as a result.
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RE: Random Thoughts
December 17, 2017 at 10:57 pm
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RE: Random Thoughts
December 17, 2017 at 11:09 pm
Random thoughts? Brace yourself.
About a gecko, to be honest. Plenty of lizards around. No FUCK YOU DAVID ICKLE. Stupid motherfucking dumbass cunty bastard. Mind you, plenty of retards are dumb motherfuckers. Retards meaning: basically everyone. So many damn stupid fucking stupid fucking fucking stupid motherfucking cunty people. Greasy assed bastards smelling of shite. Why get a pulminery embelism if you would otherwise fart into the meatloaf? I blame society. So many cunts, so many bastards, so many stupid cunty bastards but no fucking delicious pussy for me to feast on and cream in. What's with all the highly engaging imaginary people and WHEN WILL THEY BECOME REALIZED GODAMNIT.
Life. No challenge. The occasional shock. The occasional pain. The occasional UTTER SHOCK. Mental breakdown. Significant stress. Childhood trauma. But challenge? No. In video games yes, in physical skills yes, in interlect and 'learning and education' no. Too much talent, too little time. So much waste. So little motivation.
So much misunderstanding. You get teachers and they're retards.
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RE: Random Thoughts
December 18, 2017 at 6:42 am
Did you guys know that it's physically impossible for light to not travel at the speed of light always...
There is no such thing as stationary light.
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RE: Random Thoughts
December 18, 2017 at 11:06 am
No matter what medium light travels through, if it goes slower than in a vacuum, it is still traveling at the speed of light...for that medium.
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