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Random Thoughts
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 RE: Random Thoughts
May 26, 2018 at 1:46 pm
(This post was last modified: May 26, 2018 at 1:47 pm by vorlon13.)
My penis is shaped like a penis
sometimes my rectum has a converse penis shape . . . The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
should I have done that post in the form of a haiku ??
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Gesundheit
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Viewing my sister's content on FB and knowing what type of person she is, I sometimes wonder how many other friends are complete attention whores like her.
Then I remind myself that I'm quite the attention whore here. Who am I to judge?
Going to bed.
 Quote:'Akimbo' began life as 'kenebowe' and the first known recording of it is in the Tale of Beryn, circa 1400, or The Second Merchant's Tale. This piece, by an unknown author, was added to a 15th century edition of Chaucer's Canterbury Tales: ![[Image: extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/zf86M5L7/extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg)
Who dressed this gay character on Grace and Frankie? No gay guy would wear those pants.
Might have made my sister quit FB for the millionth time because of my honesty.
Elon Musk's tweet about getting a news rating site has gotten a lot of traction. I bet a bunch of people are scrambling to put such a rating site together.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
Imhotep was a fucking idiot. He invented pyramids as a way to keep the Pharaoh's grave goods safe from thieves. So what did he do? Make them so big and conspicuous that no grave robber in his right mind could possibly not know where to start digging.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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