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#2851
RE: Random Thoughts
May 6, 2019 at 5:37 am
Two things I've learned from the internet.

1. My mother is apparently the largest object known to man.

2. Despite fact one, apparently everyone has slept with my mother for some strange reason.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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#2852
RE: Random Thoughts
May 6, 2019 at 2:07 pm
So, guys.

I've invented a sex doll so realistic it only wants to be friends with you.

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#2853
RE: Random Thoughts
May 6, 2019 at 2:39 pm
(May 6, 2019 at 2:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: So, guys.

I've invented a sex doll so realistic it only wants to be friends with you.

Even more realistic - it complains that all you want is sex- while secretly banging one of your buddies....
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#2854
RE: Random Thoughts
May 6, 2019 at 3:23 pm
(May 6, 2019 at 2:39 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(May 6, 2019 at 2:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: So, guys.

I've invented a sex doll so realistic it only wants to be friends with you.

Even more realistic - it complains that all you want is sex- while secretly banging one of your buddies....

So, a male sex doll?

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#2855
RE: Random Thoughts
May 6, 2019 at 5:42 pm
(May 6, 2019 at 3:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 6, 2019 at 2:39 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Even more realistic - it complains that all you want is sex- while secretly banging one of your buddies....

So, a male sex doll?

It's fair to say it could apply to either.....
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#2856
RE: Random Thoughts
May 6, 2019 at 5:47 pm
A brilliant young man from Racine
Invented a fucking machine
Concave or convex
It could serve either sex
But OH, what a bitch to clean
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#2857
RE: Random Thoughts
May 7, 2019 at 4:03 am (This post was last modified: May 7, 2019 at 4:03 am by The Valkyrie.)
Important rules for hiking.

Always dress for the conditions.
Remember the conditions can change at a moment's notice.
Proper footware.
Always let people know where you're going.

And, in case you get lost, always have three companions.
- One with survival skills.
- One who always over prepares.
- One to serve as trail rations.

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#2858
RE: Random Thoughts
May 7, 2019 at 1:53 pm
I'm surprised at the changing pace of my life. A couple days ago, I had a ton of reading to do and thought my back was up against the wall. Today I'm ahead of schedule and have all the time in the world. I just can't figure this shit out.
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 7, 2019 at 3:39 pm
(May 7, 2019 at 1:53 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: I'm surprised at the changing pace of my life. A couple days ago, I had a ton of reading to do and thought my back was up against the wall. Today I'm ahead of schedule and have all the time in the world. I just can't figure this shit out.

Burning books is bad!

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RE: Random Thoughts
May 7, 2019 at 5:22 pm
Physicists are made of atoms.  Physicists spend a lot of time thinking about atoms.  This may have been the atoms' plan all along.

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