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RE: Random Thoughts
May 17, 2019 at 4:36 am
(May 17, 2019 at 12:12 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Just watched a couple of gymnastics videos. People flipping multiple times down a long mat while keeping perfect balance, tumbling and landing on their feet.
So graceful.
This morning I lost my balance putting my sock on.
This is why I make it a point never to try and emulate people on telly. I once tried to make cherries jubilee and singed my beard.
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 17, 2019 at 2:01 pm
Do you suppose Jesus ever got an inappropriate hard on?
I'm gonna ask the next JW that shows up on my doorstep on Saturday morning....
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 17, 2019 at 3:38 pm
(May 17, 2019 at 2:01 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Do you suppose Jesus ever got an inappropriate hard on?
I'm gonna ask the next JW that shows up on my doorstep on Saturday morning....
He was, apparently, the first Christian.
So he probably got "excited" seeing Jewish choirboys...
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 19, 2019 at 12:26 am
(This post was last modified: May 19, 2019 at 12:27 am by Rev. Rye.)
You know what, my condition is currently not that good. There's a good chance that I'll be too ill to go to that Guitar Show in Villa Park I really wanted to go to, one I hadn't gone to in over a decade, and between the dizziness, the third incident of diarrhea in five or six hours, aches and pains, and now a few coughs have come through, there's a good chance it might be the flu. So, now, I feel like I may as well have a little fun.
Fun fact: this is what Rod Dreher actually believes.
Apparently bimbofication porn is an existential threat to young kids' gender identities, and not just a weird and impossible kink in a long line of weird and impossible kinks. Hey, does anyone know of any incidents of transwomen coming out of gender reassignment looking and acting like Anna Nicole Smith?
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May 19, 2019 at 5:18 pm
Finally had my flu shot.
It was brave. Didn't want a blindfold or anything.
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May 19, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Now you've done it. You'll be autistic within the week.
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May 19, 2019 at 5:30 pm
Drank half a bottle of expensive wine, with no dinner or anything. I poured it into a wine glass, I'm not that much of a savage.
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May 19, 2019 at 6:10 pm
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Saw this in the Eastern Airlines episode of Defunctland, and can't help but notice: is that Jack Webb narrating the second half of the commercial?
For reference:
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 19, 2019 at 6:47 pm
(May 19, 2019 at 5:30 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Now you've done it. You'll be autistic within the week.
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Dammit!
I thought they said "artistic!"
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