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RE: Random Thoughts
February 28, 2020 at 4:30 pm
(February 28, 2020 at 3:29 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Sure would have been nice if husband had told me to expect a tree-trimming crew to show up and ask me what they are supposed to do - I don't know - trim trees, I am guessing. Would have been better if the language barrier wouldn't have been such a hindrance to communicating that I didn't have a clue what my husband wanted of them.
Tomorrow he and I will have been married 28 years - and this is how all those years have been - I am never on the 'need to know' list. After seeing the woodchipper in action, I now have an idea of what I would want them to do.
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With love in the living cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up.’ - Ogden Nash
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RE: Random Thoughts
February 28, 2020 at 4:32 pm
(February 28, 2020 at 4:11 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Too messy - and too much DNA to clean up....
50 feet of chain, a wrap of netting and a quick boat ride to your favorite swamp is a better bet....
Disagree. You can make the wood chipper thing look like a tragic accident. If someone finds the body in the swamp before it rots or gets eaten, the peelers come round and start asking uncomfortable questions.
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RE: Random Thoughts
February 28, 2020 at 5:39 pm
A good mincer, a bone grinder and a home baking business are all you need.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Random Thoughts
February 28, 2020 at 7:45 pm
Tea..
Sweet Earl's Grey tea with milk, cardamom and a cigarette
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RE: Random Thoughts
February 29, 2020 at 11:54 am
Dear Naps,
I’m sorry I was such a dick to you when I was a kid.
Love
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RE: Random Thoughts
February 29, 2020 at 11:57 am
(February 28, 2020 at 7:45 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: Tea..
Sweet Earl's Grey tea with milk, cardamom and a cigarette
It’s ‘Earl Grey’, not ‘Earl’s Grey’, and you should try a London Fog - Early Grey, steamed milk, vanilla syrup.
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RE: Random Thoughts
February 29, 2020 at 3:48 pm
Surely not everyone was Kung Fu fighting.
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RE: Random Thoughts
February 29, 2020 at 5:13 pm
(February 29, 2020 at 3:48 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Surely not everyone was Kung Fu fighting.
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Same kind of
everyone like those who died in the biblical flood.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
