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RE: Random Thoughts
May 27, 2020 at 12:26 am
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And so I wake in the morning and I step outside,
And I take a deep breath and I get real high,
And I scream from the top of my lungs,
"Fuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkk!!!!!"
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 27, 2020 at 12:26 am
Remember that glurgey song “From a Distance?”
Replace all the images of harmony and beauty with an Aristocrats joke and suddenly it becomes One of the truest songs ever.
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 27, 2020 at 1:43 am
One really dumb Anti Tax argument goes
"I don't benefit from it directly threrefore i shouldn't pay for it"
Accept you do benefit indirectly
"Change was inevitable"
Nemo sicut deus debet esse!
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 27, 2020 at 1:56 am
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(May 27, 2020 at 1:43 am)SUNGULA Wrote: One really dumb Anti Tax argument goes
"I don't benefit from it directly threrefore i shouldn't pay for it"
Accept you do benefit indirectly
Yup. An argument I've had with anti'abortionist idiots in the States is that they don't want their tax money funding abortion at Planned Parenthood.
Other than the fact that abortion services are funded by donations only, I stated that I'm sure many taxpayers don't want their money to go to pay for wars but that's not how taxes work.
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 27, 2020 at 5:19 am
I once watch a cop escort an unruly drunk (and no, it wasn't me, so shut up, Valk) from a public park. He merely took the drunk by the elbow and began walking him out. The drunk shouted, 'My taxshes pay your shalary! You can't take me to jail, I'm your bosh!'
The cop said, 'I'm not taking you to jail, Boss. I'm going to drive you home so you can sleep it off. You can fire me in the morning.'
Cool cop.
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 27, 2020 at 5:22 am
(May 27, 2020 at 5:19 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I once watch a cop escort an unruly drunk (and no, it wasn't me, so shut up, Valk) from a public park. He merely took the drunk by the elbow and began walking him out. The drunk shouted, 'My taxshes pay your shalary! You can't take me to jail, I'm your bosh!'
The cop said, 'I'm not taking you to jail, Boss. I'm going to drive you home so you can sleep it off. You can fire me in the morning.'
Cool cop.
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So, did you sleep it off?
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 27, 2020 at 5:24 am
Yes, and I fired him in the morning.
You XX types never listen, do you?
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 27, 2020 at 5:34 am
(May 27, 2020 at 5:24 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Yes, and I fired him in the morning.
You XX types never listen, do you?
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Did you say something?
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RE: Random Thoughts
May 27, 2020 at 5:39 am
The defense rests.
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