Random Thoughts

[The Valkyrie]

Excerpt from an actual training manual for veterinarian techs:



Boru

A ball peen hammer works pretty good at equalizing things up.....

Works on people, too.

[arewethereyet]

My insane Pandora shuffle playing while I make some spaghetti sauce and do some thing around the house before getting in the pool...Waylon and Willie followed by Skrillex. This is why husband says my random is too random for him.

[no one]

I use Spotify.

It's just like Pandora, except it doesn't suck. 

[arewethereyet]

I use Spotify.

It's just like Pandora, except it doesn't suck. 

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Did you ever see him "calibrate" an obstreperous horse?

Legend that exists about dad to this day.  It was castration day for some calves on a farm in the area.  Apparently a few of them were a little older and rambunctious.  One kicked the shit out of dad's shin and knee and he reached around and performed the castration by hand.

Part of the reason many of the boys in the area were afraid to ask me on a date.  Dad wasn't one to be trifled with by man or beast.

Mam had a wee sign in her kitchen that read, ‘Before you complain about my food, remember that I’ve castrated half the animals on this farm.’

Boru

[arewethereyet]

Legend that exists about dad to this day.  It was castration day for some calves on a farm in the area.  Apparently a few of them were a little older and rambunctious.  One kicked the shit out of dad's shin and knee and he reached around and performed the castration by hand.

Part of the reason many of the boys in the area were afraid to ask me on a date.  Dad wasn't one to be trifled with by man or beast.

Mam had a wee sign in her kitchen that read, ‘Before you complain about my food, remember that I’ve castrated half the animals on this farm.’

Boru

[Angrboda]

A Pennsylvania woman who allegedly stormed the Capitol and told a police officer to “bring Nancy Pelosi out here now… we want to hang that fucking bitch” has filed court documents claiming to be a divinely empowered entity immune from laws.

Pauline Bauer, a Pennsylvania pizzeria owner, is accused of multiple counts of violent entry, disruptive conduct, and obstruction of Congress after she allegedly broke into the Capitol on Jan. 6. Prosecutors allege that Bauer tried organizing buses to transport people to D.C. for a rally that preceded the riot, and that while in the Capitol rotunda she told police that she wanted to kill House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

But in what experts describe as an inadvisable legal strategy, Bauer has demanded to represent herself in court, appeared to threaten a court clerk with prison time, and declared herself a “self-governed individual” with special legal privileges.

Bauer does not simply appear in court, she clarified during a June 11 proceeding via Zoom. “I am here by special divine appearance, a living soul,” she told a judge that day, while stating that she did not want an attorney.

“I do not stand under the law,” she said. “Under Genesis 1, God gave man dominion over the law.”

(Daily Beast)

[onlinebiker]

A Pennsylvania woman who allegedly stormed the Capitol and told a police officer to “bring Nancy Pelosi out here now… we want to hang that fucking bitch” has filed court documents claiming to be a divinely empowered entity immune from laws.

Pauline Bauer, a Pennsylvania pizzeria owner, is accused of multiple counts of violent entry, disruptive conduct, and obstruction of Congress after she allegedly broke into the Capitol on Jan. 6. Prosecutors allege that Bauer tried organizing buses to transport people to D.C. for a rally that preceded the riot, and that while in the Capitol rotunda she told police that she wanted to kill House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

But in what experts describe as an inadvisable legal strategy, Bauer has demanded to represent herself in court, appeared to threaten a court clerk with prison time, and declared herself a “self-governed individual” with special legal privileges.

Bauer does not simply appear in court, she clarified during a June 11 proceeding via Zoom. “I am here by special divine appearance, a living soul,” she told a judge that day, while stating that she did not want an attorney.

“I do not stand under the law,” she said. “Under Genesis 1, God gave man dominion over the law.”

(Daily Beast)

She needs to thank her mother for all the pre- natal glue huffing.......

[Sal]

"It's a glass of ice cubes and water, you got a problem with that?"

[onlinebiker]

The empty headed pricks who always tell you to "have a nice day" are even worse than the jackoffs who tell us they're sending "thoughts and prayers" to people in some distant disaster.

Mostly due to proximity but also for frequency.