Random Thoughts

[arewethereyet]

Ya may need to back away from the Amazon when the driver shows up and has to use a hand truck to deliver all the stuff you ordered.

In my defense, there was a 30 pound bag of dogfood among the other things.

[ignoramus]

I've got 12 things coming from fleabay and many other places.
4 things have been delivered but I've added another 3.

(This what happens when you sell your house fully furnished and walk out with your toothbrush!)

[Silver]

Another work weekend over, time to rest.

[Jackalope]

I think I'd like to learn to surf.

[Silver]

Is this because of that new surfing reality show?

[Jackalope]

i don't watch tv, so I'm gonna say no.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Every mirror you own (in fact every mirror you've ever seen or heard about) was bought used.

Boru

[Silver]

Chess must be racist since white goes first.

[onlinebiker]

I think I'd like to learn to surf.

I learned at Stinson Beach. Just north of SF Bay in Marin County.

Being out there in the water and knowing it' s a great white shark breeding grounds is a strong motivator to stay up on the board.....

....

I never did get good. But I did ride all the way to the beach several times. Did NOT nail the dismount.

[Ahriman]

I just thought of an excellent monkey paw scenario.......someone meets a genie, and wishes for unlimited money, but this person is devoutly religious, and doesn't like to swear, and for every time he/she says the word "fuck", he/she will receive $1.......so as long as he/she can keep saying the word "fuck", he/she will have unlimited money, but swearing makes him/her guilty.

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I'm just trying to decide if I should walk up to the bakery I work at, to get some cookies, I want something sweet, I want something sweet to drink as well, some juice or soda, I suppose I could put some sugar in water........