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RE: Random Thoughts
February 22, 2024 at 8:38 pm
Italian ice bwain fweeze.
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RE: Random Thoughts
February 22, 2024 at 9:09 pm
(February 22, 2024 at 6:00 pm)Jackalope Wrote:
(February 22, 2024 at 4:49 pm)Foxaèr Wrote: Had a little cough and almost threw my back out. Is this what getting old is like?

Yes.  Just wait til you throw your back out from breathing.

I saw in the news many years ago where a football player (big, rugged, in his prime) threw his back out with a sneeze. Us frailer specimens Rolleyes can do it rolling over in bed to get up tp piss at 1 AM. Got Damn Enlarged Prostate, Anyway Dodgy 
Here's another bitch. Did you know that if one doesn't just let the flow go slow, and forces it, urine can backtrack into one's testicles? Another fine gawd-designed feature. Nothing like the doctor palpating a really painful testicle for cancer, and trying not to groan in pain, expecting that it might be misinterpreted.  Panic
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#10543
RE: Random Thoughts
February 23, 2024 at 8:01 am
I need to stop telling people IRL that I believe in God, their subsequent behavior is always annoying and preachy.
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RE: Random Thoughts
February 23, 2024 at 8:55 am
(February 23, 2024 at 8:01 am)Ahriman Wrote: I need to stop telling people IRL that I believe in God, their subsequent behavior is always annoying and preachy.

I’d get tired of hearing a child TELLING me about Santa clause all the time too.

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RE: Random Thoughts
February 23, 2024 at 9:38 am
(February 23, 2024 at 8:55 am)h4ym4n Wrote:
(February 23, 2024 at 8:01 am)Ahriman Wrote: I need to stop telling people IRL that I believe in God, their subsequent behavior is always annoying and preachy.

I’d get tired of hearing a child TELLING me about Santa clause all the time too.

Well I never tell people unless they ask.
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RE: Random Thoughts
February 23, 2024 at 9:47 am (This post was last modified: February 23, 2024 at 9:48 am by h4ym4n.)
(February 23, 2024 at 9:38 am)Ahriman Wrote:
(February 23, 2024 at 8:55 am)h4ym4n Wrote: I’d get tired of hearing a child TELLING me about Santa clause all the time too.

Well I never tell people unless they ask.

They are testing your level of reality

Preparing to when to call the guys with the white coats

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RE: Random Thoughts
February 26, 2024 at 10:43 am
It's freaking February and supposed to be 94 degrees today.  Wednesday is to be a high of 54 degrees.  WTAF?!?!?!
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RE: Random Thoughts
February 26, 2024 at 11:51 am
(February 26, 2024 at 10:43 am)arewethereyet Wrote: It's freaking February and supposed to be 94 degrees today.  Wednesday is to be a high of 54 degrees.  WTAF?!?!?!

Temperatures read like a Powerball drawing: 46 52 30 66…

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RE: Random Thoughts
February 26, 2024 at 1:53 pm
Measles cases in at least 10 states already. Thank you antivaxxers.
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RE: Random Thoughts
February 26, 2024 at 3:48 pm
Brake lights in the shape of animal paws: cute.
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