Random Thoughts

[Jackalope]

I have to wonder who decides how to pack items to be shipped.  I ordered a cutting board for sewing and it was stuffed into a box that was too small and therefore arrived bent and it didn't rotate like it should have.  That was why I returned it to have it replaced.  The new one was sent in the exact same sized box and the issues were the same.

Today I got two bottles of vitamins/supplements that arrived in two different boxes that were each large enough to have held about six bottles.

They need to make the packagers pass a Tetris test, I think.

I'm continuously baffled by this, I've had small items packed in ginormously larger boxes than the product, with a single scrap of paper as "padding". Just put it in a smaller box, or a padded envelope or something that isn't completely idiotic.

[The Valkyrie]

I can.

 Where did you leave his shirt?  

Next to mine.

[Ahriman]

I have the body of a pregnant woman so "going to the beach" is a punchline.

[Foxaèr]

I just realized that Barney was a tamer rendition of the Purple People Eater.

[Angrboda]

???

[GUBU]

Sometimes I imagine that my life is being televised. So here I am, trying to make it as entertaining as possible for all the viewers.

Oh hi Truman.

[Foxaèr]

Why is the octopus eight tentacled, but October is the tenth month?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Why is the octopus eight tentacled, but October is the tenth month?

Because the Roman calendar year started in March.

Boru

[Angrboda]

Why does Doctor Octupus only have six arms?

[brewer]

Don't make fun of amputees.