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#11921
RE: Random Thoughts
November 20, 2024 at 6:28 pm (This post was last modified: November 20, 2024 at 6:30 pm by Nanny. Edit Reason: friend )
The first fart you gamble and win after a colonoscopy is noteworthy. A friend told me. My friend's like in canada on assignment now so
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#11922
RE: Random Thoughts
November 20, 2024 at 8:14 pm
Good thing we haven't used cable service in forever, because I'd be boycotting HBO for supporting J.K. Rowling to express her opinion.
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#11923
RE: Random Thoughts
November 20, 2024 at 10:43 pm
The wireless meat thermometers are going on sale. One I like dropped today. I'm still debating. I like my wired thermometer fine, I may just get the newer version with the upgraded probes and pocket $50.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 21, 2024 at 12:45 pm
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 21, 2024 at 1:05 pm
(November 20, 2024 at 6:28 pm)Nanny Wrote: The first fart you gamble and win after a colonoscopy is noteworthy. A friend told me. My friend's like in canada on assignment now so

Yeah, Craig Ferguson said many times in his show how the first fart after colonoscopy smells like an old woman's purse - or something like that.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 21, 2024 at 2:34 pm
(November 21, 2024 at 1:05 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(November 20, 2024 at 6:28 pm)Nanny Wrote: The first fart you gamble and win after a colonoscopy is noteworthy. A friend told me. My friend's like in canada on assignment now so

Yeah, Craig Ferguson said many times in his show how the first fart after colonoscopy smells like an old woman's purse - or something like that.

They wouldn't let me go until I farted. Post anesthesia amnesia stopped any memory of it, not asking my wife.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 21, 2024 at 2:36 pm
(November 21, 2024 at 2:34 pm)brewer Wrote:
(November 21, 2024 at 1:05 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Yeah, Craig Ferguson said many times in his show how the first fart after colonoscopy smells like an old woman's purse - or something like that.

They wouldn't let me go until I farted. Post anesthesia amnesia stopped any memory of it, not asking my wife.

Did someone have to stand there, listening attentively for the fart sound?
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 21, 2024 at 2:57 pm
(November 21, 2024 at 2:36 pm)Silver Wrote:
(November 21, 2024 at 2:34 pm)brewer Wrote: They wouldn't let me go until I farted. Post anesthesia amnesia stopped any memory of it, not asking my wife.

Did someone have to stand there, listening attentively for the fart sound?

Yes, my wife. I'm not sure why the staff found her trustworthy, at least when it comes to my farting.
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#11929
RE: Random Thoughts
November 22, 2024 at 2:19 pm
I haven't even gotten ready for work yet, and I'm already tired.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 23, 2024 at 11:27 am
Number of things that need to be done - more than I can count.
Motivation to do any of the things - zero.
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