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Has anyone else here been to....
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RE: Has anyone else here been to....
Quote:It was a warm and sunny day. I arrived at the church and was quite impressed with the large turn out. It was like everyone I ever knew was there. I entered the church and there at the alter was my wife, looking more beutiful than I had ever seen her. I walked up to her, kissed her on the cheek......



....and closed the lid.

Heheheh

Sadly, my ex wife, Crune Punt, (her tits should fall off) is still very much alive and working as bouncer at a brothel last I heard. Angel Cloud
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RE: Has anyone else here been to....
(April 13, 2011 at 2:09 am)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: If you're still alive in three years, there's a good chance you'll be able to see that city again Tiger

Yay! I got a reason to live and not to off myself next tuesday! Smile

(sorry, it's an old joke me and a friend often repeat. Some scene in some show where a ghost is speaking to the person who caused his death and says "No problem, I was planning to off myself next tuesday anyway.")
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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