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RE: Christmas insanity
November 25, 2023 at 11:10 am
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 26, 2023 at 10:23 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 27, 2023 at 6:04 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#54
RE: Christmas insanity
November 27, 2023 at 6:12 pm (This post was last modified: November 27, 2023 at 6:12 pm by Ravenshire.)
Joe looks like he's getting a little morning head with his cup of coffee. I can think of worse ways to celebrate x-mas morning! Big Grin
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 27, 2023 at 10:12 pm
Jesus............Shaft? Never heard that reference regarding the nativity before. Staff yes, shaft no.

The old broad might be kinkier than she wants to let on.
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#56
RE: Christmas insanity
November 27, 2023 at 10:15 pm
What day is Christmas this year?
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 27, 2023 at 10:40 pm
(November 27, 2023 at 10:15 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: What day is Christmas this year?

25th of December.

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RE: Christmas insanity
November 27, 2023 at 10:53 pm
(November 27, 2023 at 10:15 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: What day is Christmas this year?

Doomsday
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RE: Christmas insanity
November 27, 2023 at 10:58 pm
(November 27, 2023 at 10:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 27, 2023 at 10:15 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: What day is Christmas this year?

25th of December.

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RE: Christmas insanity
November 27, 2023 at 11:19 pm
(November 27, 2023 at 10:12 pm)brewer Wrote: Jesus............Shaft? Never heard that reference regarding the nativity before. Staff yes, shaft no.

Or why is it "an act of sin" since they are married? Can't Joseph ever catch a break or a blowjob from his wife?
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