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RE: Christmas insanity
December 3, 2023 at 5:46 pm
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RE: Christmas insanity
December 4, 2023 at 12:23 am
(December 3, 2023 at 5:39 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Elfis in a pelvis?

Or elf in the self.


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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#103
RE: Christmas insanity
December 4, 2023 at 4:32 am
Elfis in a pelvis?
Elf in the self?

Butt plug in the Doug.
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#104
RE: Christmas insanity
December 4, 2023 at 9:44 am
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RE: Christmas insanity
December 4, 2023 at 4:49 pm
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#106
RE: Christmas insanity
December 4, 2023 at 5:01 pm
Little Bobby's Mommy and Daddy asked him what he wanted for Christmas.

He answered "I wanna watch".

So they let him.
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#107
RE: Christmas insanity
December 4, 2023 at 5:04 pm
It's gonna be a long December.

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RE: Christmas insanity
December 4, 2023 at 5:06 pm
Divorced dad Christmas decoration?

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Christmas insanity
December 5, 2023 at 12:56 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Christmas insanity
December 5, 2023 at 8:57 am
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The best part, hosted by 'Cleetus'. God Bless America!
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