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Christmas insanity
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RE: Christmas insanity
December 11, 2023 at 11:11 pm
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RE: Christmas insanity
December 12, 2023 at 7:37 pm
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RE: Christmas insanity
December 12, 2023 at 8:21 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#164
RE: Christmas insanity
December 12, 2023 at 8:52 pm
(December 11, 2023 at 7:27 pm)brewer Wrote: [Image: GrGR.gif]

Clark Griswald might have a little somethin'-somethin' to help that out...
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#165
RE: Christmas insanity
December 12, 2023 at 9:02 pm
(December 12, 2023 at 8:52 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(December 11, 2023 at 7:27 pm)brewer Wrote: [Image: GrGR.gif]

Clark Griswald might have a little somethin'-somethin' to help that out...

????
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#166
RE: Christmas insanity
December 12, 2023 at 9:30 pm
(December 11, 2023 at 11:11 pm)Angrboda Wrote: [Image: Screenshot-2023-12-11-at-21-09-53-The-Wa...S-news.png]

Covers?

A few burial shrouds will do..

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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#167
RE: Christmas insanity
December 13, 2023 at 9:24 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#168
RE: Christmas insanity
December 13, 2023 at 10:02 am
(December 12, 2023 at 9:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 11, 2023 at 11:11 pm)Angrboda Wrote: [Image: Screenshot-2023-12-11-at-21-09-53-The-Wa...S-news.png]

Covers?

A few burial shrouds will do..

Try to get an unused one. If they've been used they are likely stained, and that shit doesn't come out easily.
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#169
RE: Christmas insanity
December 13, 2023 at 5:08 pm
(December 12, 2023 at 9:02 pm)brewer Wrote:
(December 12, 2023 at 8:52 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Clark Griswald might have a little somethin'-somethin' to help that out...

????
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Nope.  It's the new non-caloric, silicone-based, kitchen lubricant that Clark invented:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuuqKfz_SeU
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RE: Christmas insanity
December 13, 2023 at 6:21 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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