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RE: Christmas insanity
December 19, 2023 at 9:37 am
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I'm disappointed that they used tootsie rolls.
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RE: Christmas insanity
December 19, 2023 at 9:40 am
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#213
RE: Christmas insanity
December 19, 2023 at 10:13 am
Well.. a merry jingle balls and a happy winter foodfest to you all (yes - even YOU!)
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#214
RE: Christmas insanity
December 19, 2023 at 10:36 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#215
RE: Christmas insanity
December 19, 2023 at 2:37 pm
(December 18, 2023 at 11:54 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Forked.webp]

Obviously not my work.

The tree would have been inserted from the top of the tree...

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#216
RE: Christmas insanity
December 19, 2023 at 2:48 pm
All I want for Christmas....



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#217
RE: Christmas insanity
December 19, 2023 at 3:16 pm
(December 19, 2023 at 2:48 pm)Angrboda Wrote: All I want for Christmas....




She made my bells jingle.

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#218
RE: Christmas insanity
December 19, 2023 at 3:18 pm
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#219
RE: Christmas insanity
December 19, 2023 at 3:32 pm
(December 19, 2023 at 2:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 18, 2023 at 11:54 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Forked.webp]

Obviously not my work.

The tree would have been inserted from the top of the tree...

I personally am stumped for a clever response.
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#220
RE: Christmas insanity
December 19, 2023 at 5:46 pm
(December 19, 2023 at 2:37 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 18, 2023 at 11:54 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Forked.webp]

Obviously not my work.

The tree would have been inserted from the top of the tree...

I try to look on the bright side...that will have the added "benefit" of making it easier to remove!

Insertion will be a bitch, though...
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