(January 18, 2024 at 3:05 pm)Foxaèr Wrote: Skydiving while drunk.
I don't think I could get drunk enough to jump from a perfectly functioning airplane.
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 I don't think I could get drunk enough to jump from a perfectly functioning airplane. “If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
Depends on how early you start the day before.
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 RE: Alcohol Consumption
January 18, 2024 at 3:14 pm
(This post was last modified: January 18, 2024 at 3:15 pm by Nanny.)
I had a beer called "Beirut" at the Lebanese place today. It was a good beer. No ping pong balls required.
I don't drink any longer - the list of things I miss about drinking is quite short, the list of things I don't miss is much, much more compelling.
For me, it is not that I do not miss it. Rather, I am simply not compelled to drink.
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I still drink some, but when I feel like a beer, most often I reach for something non-alcoholic. It's so refreshing not having to worry about the debilitating effects of a drink.
![[Image: extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/zf86M5L7/extraordinarywoo-sig.jpg)  (January 18, 2024 at 3:05 pm)Foxaèr Wrote: Skydiving while drunk. What about cooking meth while driving? Yes, that actually happens surprisingly often.
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I'm almost 65 years old, and can honestly say that I've never consumed an alcoholic beverage. It all tastes the same, terrible.
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