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RE: Alcohol Consumption
January 18, 2024 at 11:03 am
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RE: Alcohol Consumption
January 18, 2024 at 11:26 am
Not a problem, 1 beer a night, occasionally red wine with a meal that's it, probably at least 25 years since I was actually drunk, I like the taste not the effects!
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RE: Alcohol Consumption
January 18, 2024 at 11:50 am
I do not drink anymore., and it has been no big loss to me.
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RE: Alcohol Consumption
January 18, 2024 at 11:56 am
I get drunk on fermented infant blood. Then, I smoke the carcasses.
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RE: Alcohol Consumption
January 18, 2024 at 12:04 pm
I don't think that anyone is going for safe when they get sloshed. Now, if a study came out saying it didn't get you drunk...that might be a reason to quit.
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RE: Alcohol Consumption
January 18, 2024 at 12:51 pm
I guess I should give up skydiving then.
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RE: Alcohol Consumption
January 18, 2024 at 3:04 pm
Try it... it's fun!
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RE: Alcohol Consumption
January 18, 2024 at 3:05 pm
Skydiving while drunk.
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