RE: The classic ontological argument
October 3, 2024 at 12:45 pm
(This post was last modified: October 3, 2024 at 12:47 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
The dumbo experiment. There is the elephant. There is the elephant in my head. There is the elephant in my head that can fly. There are things that each can do that the others cannot, logically and actually. Only one of them can actually work a field. Only one of them can logically or "properly" fit it my head. Only one of them can fly. If the difference between conceiving and imagining is possibility than it lies somewhere between the second and third elephant. If we're discarding the third elephant, we're discarding the god in magic book. I won't spend any time laboring under the ridiculous pretense that a christian apologist is ever arguing for any other elephant.
So we have the real elephant, the better elephant, and the best elephant.
1. God is the best elephant.
2. Better elephants can be imagined.
3. A real elephant is greater than a better elephant.
4. Therefore the best elephant is a real elephant.
So we have the real elephant, the better elephant, and the best elephant.
1. God is the best elephant.
2. Better elephants can be imagined.
3. A real elephant is greater than a better elephant.
4. Therefore the best elephant is a real elephant.
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