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Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow

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Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 7:26 pm (This post was last modified: April 27, 2011 at 7:30 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
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Hummus actually looks pretty good. Never had it before. It looks like mashed potatoes.
(April 27, 2011 at 7:25 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: We has shields made of bacon! - you are powerless!!!

Dont worry Rayaan..I will eat them delectable slices of meat candy so you can infiltrate with your hummus pies (Chick peas be upon them) to the faces of these stinking infidels!!
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 7:31 pm
That looks like an ex suicide bombers turban remains!

No... not the chick peas!!! *flees to the hills*
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 7:43 pm
(April 27, 2011 at 7:26 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: [Image: Hummuswithpinenuts.jpg]
Hummus actually looks pretty good. Never had it before. It looks like mashed potatoes.
(April 27, 2011 at 7:25 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: We has shields made of bacon! - you are powerless!!!

Dont worry Rayaan..I will eat them delectable slices of meat candy so you can infiltrate with your hummus pies (Chick peas be upon them) to the faces of these stinking infidels!!

Fuckin lol. Best post of the day.
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 7:49 pm
I always confuse hummus with that Scottish sheep gut shit....whatever the hell it is.
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 8:17 pm
Susan Boyle?
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 8:28 pm
ROFLOL
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 8:44 pm (This post was last modified: April 27, 2011 at 8:47 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
(April 27, 2011 at 7:43 pm)Skipper Wrote: Fuckin lol. Best post of the day.
Before I pressed "Post Reply" I thought to myself "I think I have outdone myself on that joke.", especially since Hummus is made of blended chick peas.

(April 27, 2011 at 8:17 pm)theVOID Wrote: Susan Boyle?

LMFAO..that was LOW, LOW, LOOOOWWWWW. Big Grin
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 9:41 pm
It says I'm an atheist... hmmm... IT'S MAGICAL!
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 10:14 pm
(April 27, 2011 at 2:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote: There's just no room for bacon-loving Jews there.

[goes in the corner to cry]
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 10:24 pm
Don't worry Queenie, there is plenty of "meat" for you right here!
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