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Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 10:26 pm
[refrains from knee-jerk response...this isn't the "dirty" thread]
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 27, 2011 at 11:11 pm (This post was last modified: April 27, 2011 at 11:13 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Quote:Hummus actually looks pretty good. Never had it before. It looks like mashed potatoes.

Actually, that photo looks like some one with a bleeding ulcer threw up on a pavlova.



Below: Pavs stacked for sale.



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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 28, 2011 at 11:41 am (This post was last modified: April 28, 2011 at 11:42 am by Rayaan.)
(April 27, 2011 at 7:26 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: [Image: Hummuswithpinenuts.jpg]
Hummus actually looks pretty good. Never had it before. It looks like mashed potatoes.

I don't know what it tastes like either. I've never eaten a hummus before as well as many other traditional foods.

I don't think I'll like eating it from the looks of it, though.

(April 27, 2011 at 7:26 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Dont worry Rayaan..I will eat them delectable slices of meat candy so you can infiltrate with your hummus pies (Chick peas be upon them) to the faces of these stinking infidels!!

LOL.

Chick peas be upon Rev.
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 28, 2011 at 11:53 am (This post was last modified: April 28, 2011 at 11:59 am by reverendjeremiah.)
(April 27, 2011 at 4:45 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: No no no... for that I use my other avatar...


ARRRGHHHH!!!!! Damn you fr0d0, squirt some sanitizer in my ears and wash my brain..the image will not leave me!!!
(April 28, 2011 at 11:41 am)Rayaan Wrote: Chick peas be upon Rev.
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As I have said before. Rayaan is the coolest Muslim I have ever met. Now if we can get you away from that Quran and into something more 21st century. Tongue

P.S. - I hope you dont take my criticism of Islam as being hateful to you. I flat out dispise that book, and sometimes I cant help but let the emotions fly. Perhaps if modern Muslims were more esoteric and less exoteric I wouldnt have that problem with it.

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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 28, 2011 at 12:44 pm
(April 28, 2011 at 11:53 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: P.S. - I hope you dont take my criticism of Islam as being hateful to you. I flat out dispise that book, and sometimes I cant help but let the emotions fly. Perhaps if modern Muslims were more esoteric and less exoteric I wouldnt have that problem with it.

No, I don't take your criticism as being hateful towards me.

As for the Quran, it's okay that you despise the book just like all the other fairy tales.

But I have my own reasons for believing in it's divine origin. I've summed up the points in this thread: Atheism vs. the Quran.

And as you can see, theVOID crushed all my arguments into pieces, and I've been procrastinating to reply to some of the posts in that thread because they're too long, as well as in another thread in this post by annatar. But still, I'm in the process of recalculating certain things about the Quran and why it is more unlikely to be the work of a man. So I'm not done yet. I'm always learning.

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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 28, 2011 at 1:08 pm
damnit pretty generic Christian.. I thought I was special Sad
"There ought to be a term that would designate those who actually follow the teachings of Jesus, since the word 'Christian' has been largely divorced from those teachings, and so polluted by fundamentalists that it has come to connote their polar opposite: intolerance, vindictive hatred, and bigotry." -- Philip Stater, Huffington Post

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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 28, 2011 at 1:23 pm
You missed boring tack Tongue
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 28, 2011 at 2:53 pm (This post was last modified: April 28, 2011 at 2:54 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
(April 28, 2011 at 1:08 pm)tackattack Wrote: damnit pretty generic Christian.. I thought I was special Sad

Didnt you read the chart? To be special you have to be annoying.
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 28, 2011 at 4:55 pm
I think its interesting that Atheism is listed on a the Flow Chart of What Religion You Should Follow
and yet Deists aren't on there at all.


Nice.
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RE: Flowchart: What Religion You Should Follow
April 28, 2011 at 8:10 pm
(April 28, 2011 at 4:55 pm)Cinjin Cain Wrote: I think its interesting that Atheism is listed on a the Flow Chart of What Religion You Should Follow
and yet Deists aren't on there at all.

Yes ... and that, wasn't fair at all. They should have thought about deists.

Oh well.
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