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Osama Bin Ladens death a miracle from John Paul II
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RE: Osama Bin Ladens death a miracle from John Paul II
I mean, I'm just sayin' - how fucking stupid do you have to be to give credit to a dude who's been zooming around heaven for 5+ years and he couldn't clue his followers in on the knowledge any sooner? What was he doing? Wanking off up there?

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#12
RE: Osama Bin Ladens death a miracle from John Paul II
Quote:how fucking stupid do you have to be to give credit to a dude


Catholic-class stupid will do it.
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RE: Osama Bin Ladens death a miracle from John Paul II
(May 6, 2011 at 6:07 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I mean, I'm just sayin' - how fucking stupid do you have to be to give credit to a dude who's been zooming around heaven for 5+ years and he couldn't clue his followers in on the knowledge any sooner? What was he doing? Wanking off up there?

Fundy stoopid

'nuff said
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RE: Osama Bin Ladens death a miracle from John Paul II
(May 6, 2011 at 10:34 am)reverendjeremiah Wrote: http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/02...n-paul-ii/

CNN Wrote:While many world leaders praised the U.S. killing of Osama bin Laden, the president of Peru went a step further on Monday, calling the development the first miracle of Pope John Paul II since he was beatified last weekend.

“I have said that his first miracle has been to remove from the Earth this demonic incarnation of crime, evil and hatred,” Peruvian president Alan Garcia said, according to CNN affiliate America TV in Peru.

“And I think that’s great news that should please Mr. Obama,” Garcia went on, referring to the U.S. president. “In some way, it also vindicates (former) President George W. Bush who made the decision to punish bin Laden and to patiently continue this work that is finally bearing fruit.”

Pope John Paul II, who died in April 2005, was beatified in Rome on Sunday, hours before Obama announced that bin Laden had been killed in Pakistan by U.S. Special Forces.

Beatification is the last step before sainthood and requires someone to have performed one miracle after his or her death. Sainthood requires the church to confirm a second miracle
Really I thought President Osama called in the Navy Seals to invade Obama's base camp. Oh damn I did it again! Sorry, I keep confusing those two, anyways you know what I mean.

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RE: Osama Bin Ladens death a miracle from John Paul II
(May 6, 2011 at 3:35 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: "shaking hands" - is that a euphemism?

...... it is now.
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OK, I know that this opinion may not necessarily be the popular one, but I just can't stand people celebrating due to somebody's death. Yes, he may have been a bad person, but I find it wrong to rejoice due to somebody being killed. This sort of goes along with my theory of being against the death penalty...
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(May 7, 2011 at 2:12 pm)Nitsuj Wrote: OK, I know that this opinion may not necessarily be the popular one, but I just can't stand people celebrating due to somebody's death. Yes, he may have been a bad person, but I find it wrong to rejoice due to somebody being killed. This sort of goes along with my theory of being against the death penalty...

Then dont partake

Me? I'm happy as hell that little shit is dead. Fuck him! That asshole got off easy compare to what he did to others.

If I lived in New York I would be out there celebrating as well.
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(May 6, 2011 at 3:24 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: He died in 2005 and we killed OBL in...2011?

Of course, he was just beatified. And that statement is surprising, as you'd think that, considering his track record in life, he'd find more important things to stop, like abortion clinics, or condom distribution in Sub-Saharan Africa.
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RE: Osama Bin Ladens death a miracle from John Paul II
...Or child-fucking priests.
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RE: Osama Bin Ladens death a miracle from John Paul II
I would consider it a miracle if osama materialize out of nothing in front of the navy seals before they killed him or if the pope wrote osamas location on a peace paper and mailed it via back to the future.
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