Osama Bin Ladens death a miracle from John Paul II

[reverendjeremiah]

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/02...n-paul-ii/

While many world leaders praised the U.S. killing of Osama bin Laden, the president of Peru went a step further on Monday, calling the development the first miracle of Pope John Paul II since he was beatified last weekend.

“I have said that his first miracle has been to remove from the Earth this demonic incarnation of crime, evil and hatred,” Peruvian president Alan Garcia said, according to CNN affiliate America TV in Peru.

“And I think that’s great news that should please Mr. Obama,” Garcia went on, referring to the U.S. president. “In some way, it also vindicates (former) President George W. Bush who made the decision to punish bin Laden and to patiently continue this work that is finally bearing fruit.”

Pope John Paul II, who died in April 2005, was beatified in Rome on Sunday, hours before Obama announced that bin Laden had been killed in Pakistan by U.S. Special Forces.

Beatification is the last step before sainthood and requires someone to have performed one miracle after his or her death. Sainthood requires the church to confirm a second miracle

[Minimalist]

If the SEALs had fucked OBL up the ass, the way the pollack pope's pervert priests did to all those altar boys, THAT might be a miracle worthy of him.

Instead....it just looks like like Peru is run by a fucking moron.

[reverendjeremiah]

Yeah.. If I was Peruvian I would be might ashamed that my leader said such a batshittery thing in the 21st century.

[Cinjin]

All I can think to say is, Peruvian president Alan Garcia? WHO???


*Ignoring the noise in the background from peru*

[Thor]

So the dead Dope located Osama and communicated this information to US intelligence agencies? Or maybe he guided the helicopters to the compund? Or perhaps he showed the SEALS exactly where Bin Laden was hiding in the compound? Did he fly one of the helicopters?

Just when I thought the shit coming from the mouths of believers couldn't possibly get any more stupid....

[thesummerqueen]

He died in 2005 and we killed OBL in...2011?

[Cinjin]

He died in 2005 and we killed OBL in...2011?

He's been shaking hands since he got to heaven... Millions of people - even in paradise a saint can't get a break.

[thesummerqueen]

"shaking hands" - is that a euphemism?

[reverendjeremiah]

"shaking hands" - is that a euphemism?

Is that what they call it now a days?

[Minimalist]

Beats "choking the chicken."