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**Rhizomorph13** · May 10, 2011 at 7:06 pm

...maybe opinions aren't as much like assholes as we first thought!

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/breakingnew...thout-anus

Quote:Sam was born on January 26, 2006, with an imperforate anus, a condition that afflicts only one in every 5,000 children. Without an anus, the baby was unable to get rid of the waste in his body the normal way.

Apparently 1 in 5000 of us are born without anuses! I wonder how many of us have no opinions?

**Autumnlicious** · May 10, 2011 at 7:15 pm

**Minimalist** · May 10, 2011 at 7:34 pm

Quote:Without an anus, the baby was unable to get rid of the waste in his body the normal way.

With all that shit piling up he could be pope someday.

Doubting Thomas · May 11, 2011 at 12:27 pm

One question I would love to ask creationists is that if we were so intelligently designed, why is man the only animal that has to use toilet paper? It may sound like I'm just trying to be silly, but it's actually a valid question. If we were designed better, we wouldn't need to wipe crap out of our asses.

**Minimalist** · May 11, 2011 at 12:32 pm

**Napoléon** · (This post was last modified: May 11, 2011 at 1:27 pm by Napoléon.)

(May 11, 2011 at 12:27 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: One question I would love to ask creationists is that if we were so intelligently designed, why is man the only animal that has to use toilet paper? It may sound like I'm just trying to be silly, but it's actually a valid question. If we were designed better, we wouldn't need to wipe crap out of our asses.

VERY TRUE!

When my dog does a shit it just comes straight out leaving pretty much no evidence he just did a crap, but when i do one it gets caught around the rim. Thinking

*EDIT* NO, not the 'rim' of the toilet!

**Minimalist** · May 11, 2011 at 2:27 pm

We got it.

The Klingons are circling Uranus.

Anomalocaris · May 11, 2011 at 3:04 pm

(May 11, 2011 at 12:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote:

Trying to find a cure for hemorrhoids, min. Big Grin

**Minimalist** · May 11, 2011 at 3:42 pm

I wouldn't expect that to be it since they usually try to shove it up one's ass.

Violet · May 11, 2011 at 3:52 pm

(May 11, 2011 at 12:32 pm)Minimalist Wrote:

Wiping with bullshit just seems kinda... redundant...

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