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I admit it ... I'm better than you.

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I admit it ... I'm better than you.
Rhizomorph13 Offline
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RE: I admit it ... I'm better than you.
May 17, 2011 at 9:22 pm
(May 17, 2011 at 7:36 pm)SpatiumTempusque Wrote: Okay.
My dick is 9" long.
You think I'm joking?
I'm not.
Wink

Do you choke on it while you are sucking yourself off?
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RE: I admit it ... I'm better than you.
May 17, 2011 at 9:25 pm
Im a damn good music composer, and I bet I can outplay anyone on this forum when it comes to the bass guitar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-7u9OW6iGU

YES.. I can play this song note for note.

I also bet I can drink you under the table as well, and STILL play this song decent afterwards.
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RE: I admit it ... I'm better than you.
May 17, 2011 at 9:35 pm
(May 17, 2011 at 9:01 pm)SpatiumTempusque Wrote: I would post my Italian sausage on the internet but alas I would be breaking the law. Sad

Really? Never stopped me before.

I'm interested though... what law?
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RE: I admit it ... I'm better than you.
May 17, 2011 at 9:45 pm
(May 17, 2011 at 9:35 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote:
(May 17, 2011 at 9:01 pm)SpatiumTempusque Wrote: I would post my Italian sausage on the internet but alas I would be breaking the law. Sad

Really? Never stopped me before.

I'm interested though... what law?

He's underage... doofus...LMFAO
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RE: I admit it ... I'm better than you.
May 17, 2011 at 9:49 pm
Hmm... don't see why that's stopping him.

How about he talk about laws that are actually enforced, like...

Okay, I can't name a law that is consistently enforced... so... Tongue
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RE: I admit it ... I'm better than you.
May 17, 2011 at 9:52 pm
(May 17, 2011 at 9:25 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Im a damn good music composer, and I bet I can outplay anyone on this forum when it comes to the bass guitar

YES.. I can play [The Awakening] note for note.

I also bet I can drink you under the table as well, and STILL play this song decent afterwards.


I was wonderin when the good Reverand was going to make his presence known on this thread. Wink

I don't play bass, but I get a lot of requests for this song ....



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RE: I admit it ... I'm better than you.
May 17, 2011 at 9:53 pm (This post was last modified: May 17, 2011 at 9:53 pm by HeyItsZeus.)
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Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
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RE: I admit it ... I'm better than you.
May 17, 2011 at 9:59 pm
To me, "I can drink you under the table!" sounds like a euphemism for giving a blowjob...


...under a table.
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May 17, 2011 at 10:07 pm (This post was last modified: May 17, 2011 at 10:08 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
(May 17, 2011 at 9:53 pm)SpatiumTempusque Wrote: Help! I need an adult! Panic

Sae trying to talk you into exposing your doo dangle...the sick puppy that sae is...
(May 17, 2011 at 9:59 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: To me, "I can drink you under the table!" sounds like a euphemism for giving a blowjob...


...under a table.

..are you offering?

I have a some what small, but extremely hairy euphamism awaiting you under said table...
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RE: I admit it ... I'm better than you.
May 17, 2011 at 10:11 pm
Yay! Uncle Rev is here to save me from all the pedophiles on the forum! Heart
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