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Favorite Quotes by Comedians
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I couldn't find this written out so here is Jim Jeffries (Aussie comic) on religion....and pandas.
"Guns don't kill people. Actually, they do. They're the number one cause of gun-related death".-Daniel Tosh
Don’t ask.
 
Also:
"My credit is so bad, Mastercard is sending me bills in Spanish"-Matt Fulchiron
Don’t ask.
 RE: Favorite Quotes by Comedians
June 3, 2011 at 11:37 pm
(This post was last modified: June 3, 2011 at 11:37 pm by JohnDG.)
" I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die."
Live every day as if already dead, that way you're not disappointed when you are.
 (June 3, 2011 at 11:37 pm)JohnDG Wrote: " I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die." Ahh... you must be referring to the last Human we interrogated  We wondered what the affect of constantly bleeding profusely out of one's lower abdomen has on the psyche... and needless to say that despite the hundreds of gallons of blood spent (we opted to recycle it for the least important beings in my galaxy): we were very satisfied with the result of the "Eternal Hemorrhage"
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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