We find secret spot behind bush

[Ace Otana]

Tell me, when you say semi, what are you referring to?

Lorry in other words.

[Violet]

That a big enough fucking picture? lmfao.

No, actually... I was hoping it would have a little more emphasis. But it was the biggest I could quickly find

Sorry Sae, I think you're gonna be pretty angry with me

It won't be so much of a problem when I'm post OP... but until then I will forever be plagued by men who cum before I am quite ready for them too. Premature the lot of them

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Tell me, when you say semi, what are you referring to?

Lorry in other words.

I am not fucking british!

I don't do the whole tea thing.

[Rayaan]

That's it. I eagerly await your concensus.

12: The Galactic Empress will lie to you. Perhaps she is a lie, perhaps this book of law is a lie, and perhaps she's just fucking with you. And your children, who are alarmingly better than your mother in bed.

[KichigaiNeko]

My answers.... (edit 5th June..cos I have time now and I can)

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1: A stranger on the street offers you chocolate, you:

b: Tell him you do not want any chocolate today, but thank him for the offer.

2: A fine lass walks by in the street stark naked, prompting you to:

c: Ignore her entirely. (I'm much better looking)

3: Aliens appeared en masse around a lover and you while you're having sex, you:

b: Ask the lover if they planned this.
d: Pull them into the event and make an orgy of it.
(can't make up my mind)

4: You suddenly develop super powers while a preacher is spouting some seriously nasty stuff about how sexual depravity involkes God's wrath, you:

e: Hurry out of there and analyze yourself to see just what the hell you can do now. (then go back and do the Rambo trick)

5: You are still reading these questions, you:

e: Are very leery of what is to come of this.

6: Some Canadian has the gall to ruin pizza with ruined bacon and then serve it to you, you:

e: Quietly thank them as you secretly negotiate it into a trash. (And then go out and order a five course meal)

7: As you drive down the freeway, a semi is suddenly heading towards you full bore, you:

e: Get to the side immediately. (For it is truely written..."Never argue with a truck")

8: You are out at a bar with some friends, and a bar fight ensues, you:

e: Either hide or escape, whichever is safer. (then call the Police and Ambos and Fireys.... they like a good punch up same as anybody)

9: You get a personal call from your government 'leader', you:

e: Record the message. (And use in court as evidence against the govmit)

10: There is not a tenth example, you:

d: Devise your own sickening questions and answers.

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[Ace Otana]

I am not fucking british!

I don't do the whole tea thing.

And I'm not fucking american.
Simply translating.
I don't do the "tea thing" whatever that means...?

I drink coffee not tea.

[Violet]

I drink coffee not tea.

I'm almost amazed your country hasn't seen you deported yet.

[Ace Otana]

I drink coffee not tea.

I'm almost amazed your country hasn't seen you deported yet.

Nah, they love me too much.

[Violet]

Nah, they love me too much.

When I say that, I'm almost always lying.

They probably love the idea of killing you, but can't find a knife or gun with which to do so

[Violet]

I mean... I know that I'd love to kill you