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Is the Lord really a bearded lady? A sideshow freak?
June 4, 2011 at 5:48 pm
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Here are a few pretty fundamental questions that maybe our Xtian brethren forum members can shed some light on?
If God created man in His own image, then who did He model Eve after?
Or Lilith, of course?
Or does God also have a fanny and kazonkers? In addition to His God Almighty male genitals, of course. So that he really is a hermaphrodite (picture not for the queasy!)? And probably escaped from the traveling fair...
In that case logic dictates that She-males and Ladyboys are the real 'chosen people'! And will be the only ones to enjoy the rapture!
(Sorry to burst your bubble, Jews... Better prepare yourselves too! Just like the rest of us.  )
Or, if He didn't create Eve and Lilith in His own image, doesn't it follow that women then really only are second class humans, from His point of view? Borne out by the subordinate and subservient role(s) women play throughout the bible...
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RE: Is the Lord really a bearded lady? A sideshow freak?
June 4, 2011 at 5:50 pm
Don't make fun of 1/8th of my porn collection in such an irreverent tone! 
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RE: Is the Lord really a bearded lady? A sideshow freak?
June 4, 2011 at 6:04 pm
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(June 4, 2011 at 5:50 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Don't make fun of 1/8th of my porn collection in such an irreverent tone!
Yeah, I saw you in the audience, desperately trying to attract the attention of the contestants (who are of course prettier than any real girl you've ever seen!) by throwing 100 dollar bills at them!
Sadly, they all winced when they saw you.
Yeah, I saw you in the audience, desperately trying to attract the attention of the contestants! (Who are of course prettier than any girl you've ever seen!) 
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RE: Is the Lord really a bearded lady? A sideshow freak?
June 4, 2011 at 6:09 pm
Rocket Scientist Wrote:Yeah, I saw you in the audience, desperately trying to attract the attention of the contestants! (Who are of course prettier than any real girl you've ever seen!)
Only I wasn't there myself. I love holograms. 
Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy gets my vote for prettiest face... only you've never seen her face, you poor human lifeform.
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RE: Is the Lord really a bearded lady? A sideshow freak?
June 4, 2011 at 6:15 pm
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(June 4, 2011 at 6:09 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Rocket Scientist Wrote:Yeah, I saw you in the audience, desperately trying to attract the attention of the contestants! (Who are of course prettier than any real girl you've ever seen!)
Only I wasn't there myself. I love holograms.
Ah, yes, holograms. The 21st century iteration of inflatable dolls...
Quote:Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy gets my vote for prettiest face... only you've never seen her face, you poor human lifeform.
True, that. I never see her face when I do her doggy style.
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RE: Is the Lord really a bearded lady? A sideshow freak?
June 4, 2011 at 6:18 pm
Rocket Scientist Wrote:Ah, yes, holograms. The 21st century blow up dolls...
22nd, actually. And even then your technology isn't perfected, and it doesn't come into common use for another century.
Quote:True, that. I never see her face when I do her doggy style.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-06Y7oyXOKg
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RE: Is the Lord really a bearded lady? A sideshow freak?
June 4, 2011 at 6:22 pm
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(June 4, 2011 at 6:18 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-06Y7oyXOKg
I guess you don't insist on blowjobs, eh?
Either that or you must have a really small dick!
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RE: Is the Lord really a bearded lady? A sideshow freak?
June 4, 2011 at 6:24 pm
Rocket Scientist Wrote:I guess you don't insist on blowjobs, eh?
Being a woman: no.
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RE: Is the Lord really a bearded lady? A sideshow freak?
June 4, 2011 at 6:27 pm
(June 4, 2011 at 6:24 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: Rocket Scientist Wrote:I guess you don't insist on blowjobs, eh?
Being a woman: no.
Kinky! 
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RE: Is the Lord really a bearded lady? A sideshow freak?
June 4, 2011 at 7:09 pm
who can say? he is omniscient so presumably he can be what she wants to be when it suits it!
 A man is born to a virgin mother, lives, dies, comes alive again and then disappears into the clouds to become his Dad. How likely is that?
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