Is the Lord really a bearded lady? A sideshow freak?

[Rokcet Scientist]

who can say? he is omniscient so presumably he can be what she wants to be when it suits it!

We've got decency laws to deal with that kind of perversity, don't we?

[bozo]

who can say? he is omniscient so presumably he can be what she wants to be when it suits it!

We've got decency laws to deal with that kind of perversity, don't we?

In theory maybe, but who's gonna judge the judge?

[Cinjin]

If God created man in His own image, then who did He model Eve after? Or Lilith, of course?
Or does God also have a fanny and kazonkers?

Or, if He didn't create Eve and Lilith in His own image, doesn't it follow that women then really only are second class humans, from His point of view? Borne out by the subordinate and subservient role(s) women play throughout the bible...

In order to answer the question one has to assume that the Bible is more than a collection of fairy tales written by men who equated women to nothing more than the value of their livestock. The Bible is just like most every other ancient religious book - overtly patriarchal. The history of religion teaches us that women are all fine and good as long as they keep their mouths shut, put out when commanded, and don't express any kind of personal interest in anything besides the holy book in question. To this day, women are kept down at a man's boot heal in strict religious communities (Islam comes to mind) based solely on the writings of primitive goat herders.

It's disgusting. In fact it may be a good thread topic ... Does religion create, placate, and/or endorse male insecurity? Sexuality seems to play a HUGE role in religion.

[Rokcet Scientist]

who can say? he is omniscient so presumably he can be what she wants to be when it suits it!

We've got decency laws to deal with that kind of perversity, don't we?

In theory maybe, but who's gonna judge the judge?

That's easy: his peers, in a carefully adhered to systemic pattern. In full public view. Exactly like the current court systems do with 'challenges' and reviews.
Including a proper appeal system.
This public justice has proven viable for a couple of centuries by now. No earthshaking brandnew and uncharted developments there.
It just needs to be applied! "Religiously"!

[Zen Badger]

I was sitting opposite a beautiful Thai girl on the bus the other day.

I kept thinking to myself "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection"

But she did........

[Rokcet Scientist]

I was sitting opposite a beautiful Thai girl on the bus the other day.

I kept thinking to myself "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection"

But she did........

But FYI: many of those are 'permanent fixtures' not rarely of monstrous proportions...
Why not? Millions of women have plastic tits these days! Oops, sorry, I meant augmented mammaries, of course. So why wouldn't aficionados have plastic dicks?

[Violet]

But FYI: many of those are 'permanent fixtures' not rarely of monstrous proportions...
Why not? Millions of women have plastic tits these days! Oops, sorry, I meant augmented mammaries, of course. So why wouldn't aficionados have plastic dicks?

... Would you like to talk to a transexual about what having a 'permanent fixture' feels like?

This one can tell you: shit.

But that's okay, it's not like she's psychotic or depressed or even genocidal

[Rokcet Scientist]

But FYI: many of those are 'permanent fixtures' not rarely of monstrous proportions...
Why not? Millions of women have plastic tits these days! Oops, sorry, I meant augmented mammaries, of course. So why wouldn't aficionados have plastic dicks?

... Would you like to talk to a transexual about what having a 'permanent fixture' feels like?

This one can tell you: shit.

I'm not sure I want to know.

But that's okay, it's not like she's psychotic or depressed or even genocidal

Would you like to talk about it?
Better find a more appropriate board then.
But don't fib anymore!

For those interested how it feels, though: testdrive.

[Violet]

I'm not sure I want to know.

I teach only the worthy... so you're in the clear

Would you like to talk about it?
Better find a more appropriate board then.
But don't fib anymore!

Yes, and I do.

How could there be a more appropriate board than one where everyone knows me and loves me?

I never lie

[Faith No More]

Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy gets my vote for prettiest face... only you've never seen her face, you poor human lifeform.

I"m sure Tali has some nice assets under that suit but right now I'm trying to get into Kelly's pants. At least I can be fairly certain what's under the hood there.