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Interview away sir!
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Interview away sir!
I have recently been asked to be interviewed for a documentary on the "Arab uprising" and I have respectfully accepted... not entirely sure what i shall ta;l about though...

I may speak of how as far as I have seen, religion has been rather vacant in these goings on, however much care will be needed when recovering as
implementing religion into a newly formed regime would cause problems I would imagine...hmm, unsure as of now.

Any relevant thoughts?
Cunt
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#2
RE: Interview away sir!
You should pretend suicide bomb them in the interview, strap a bunch of confetti bombs to your chest say praise allah and blow them up. Best documentary ever.
Live every day as if already dead, that way you're not disappointed when you are. Big Grin
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RE: Interview away sir!
Make sure there is someone nearby with a mop to clean up after they all shit their pants.
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#4
RE: Interview away sir!
pretend suicide bomb them followed up by a real one... or vice versa...oh wait...
anyway, I doubt a posh white boy like myself could pull off a convincing bomb threat considering everyone is rather racist in thinking only coloured folk would blow themselves...up
Cunt
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