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Grant My Wish #2

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Grant My Wish #2
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 30, 2011 at 10:30 pm
(June 30, 2011 at 7:56 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: I wish I had more beer

You had more beer, thousands of bottles over the last year, it's all gone now but the blubber belly remains.

I'd like a few zombies to whack with my cricket bat.

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June 30, 2011 at 10:35 pm
(June 30, 2011 at 10:30 pm)The Magic Pudding Wrote: I'd like a few zombies to whack with my cricket bat.

Granted, but all the zombies laugh at you for being a 'dandy.' Tongue

I wish I could smack Dick Cheney.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 30, 2011 at 11:14 pm
Granted, but it's not the Dick you're looking to smack.

I wish for Christians to make sense.
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June 30, 2011 at 11:21 pm (This post was last modified: June 30, 2011 at 11:23 pm by The Magic Pudding.)
(June 30, 2011 at 11:14 pm)Moros Synackaon Wrote: Granted, but it's not the Dick you're looking to smack.

I wish for Christians to make sense.

Through this wish you have just brought into existence the Christian god.

I wish for somewhere to hide
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 1, 2011 at 1:32 am
(June 30, 2011 at 11:21 pm)The Magic Pudding Wrote: I wish for somewhere to hide

Granted, Han Solo slices open a taun taun and stuffs you in.

I wish for a new computer.
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July 1, 2011 at 1:35 am
(July 1, 2011 at 1:32 am)FaithNoMore Wrote:
(June 30, 2011 at 11:21 pm)The Magic Pudding Wrote: I wish for somewhere to hide

Granted, Han Solo slices open a taun taun and stuffs you in.

I wish for a new computer.

Granted, it's a PC - it's going to be out of date in a month.

I wish I had 100,000,000 US dollars in an offshore account.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 1, 2011 at 1:44 am
Granted, but the offshore account is located on Bouvet Island and you are otherwise broke, so cannot get there.

I wish I had a bowl of corn chowder.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 1, 2011 at 1:55 am (This post was last modified: July 1, 2011 at 2:16 am by Cinjin.)
(July 1, 2011 at 1:44 am)Shell B Wrote: I wish I had a bowl of corn chowder.

Granted, but it's prepared by this guy:



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I wish I was in a movie with a famous comedian.
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July 1, 2011 at 4:27 am
Granted, the movie is "Paul Blart: Mall-cop". You're the poor, overburdened segway.

I wish my fellow mods were more active.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 1, 2011 at 4:45 am
(July 1, 2011 at 4:27 am)Moros Synackaon Wrote: I wish my fellow mods were more active.

They are now bicycling Mormons.

I wish for wine that improves brain function.

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