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Grant My Wish #2
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 30, 2012 at 4:23 pm
Granted, but you now have to believe in God as He created it and you witnessed it.

I wish you the best.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 30, 2012 at 4:27 pm (This post was last modified: July 30, 2012 at 4:28 pm by Cinjin.)
Granted. However MY best requires the destruction of all world religions ... thus your god returns to non-existence.

I wish all religious people would wake up and realize how pathetic they are. Tongue
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 30, 2012 at 4:29 pm
(July 30, 2012 at 4:27 pm)Cinjin Wrote: I wish all religious people would wake up and realize how pathetic they are. Tongue

Granted but they all go out and rape each other and eat new born babies upon the realisation that they obviously have no morals and can do what they like.

I wish I was a billionaire.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 30, 2012 at 4:30 pm
(July 30, 2012 at 4:29 pm)Napoleon Wrote: I wish I was a billionaire.

Granted. You have a billion Yen.

I wish I had 50 Billion US Dollars to help feed the world.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 30, 2012 at 4:31 pm
Granted, but "religious" is opinion-based.

I wish you understood the definition of religious.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 30, 2012 at 4:59 pm
(July 30, 2012 at 4:31 pm)catfish Wrote: Granted, but "religious" is opinion-based.

I wish you understood the definition of religious.

Granted. Whoever catfish is talking to now understands that Catfish is very religious.

Once again, I wish for 50 billion US dollars to help feed the world. (we do have a game going on here)
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 30, 2012 at 5:04 pm
(July 30, 2012 at 4:10 pm)catfish Wrote: Granted, but it's Peewee Herman's voice that you mimic.

I wish I never made the wish that I didn't make wishes.

"I wish I could mimic the voice of anyone living or dead."

You'll find my wishes very carefully worded.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 30, 2012 at 5:39 pm (This post was last modified: July 30, 2012 at 5:43 pm by catfish.)
(July 30, 2012 at 5:04 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote:
(July 30, 2012 at 4:10 pm)catfish Wrote: Granted, but it's Peewee Herman's voice that you mimic.

I wish I never made the wish that I didn't make wishes.

"I wish I could mimic the voice of anyone living or dead."

You'll find my wishes very carefully worded.

No I won't...

Had you carefully worded it, it should have (or at least could have) read thusly:
"I wish I could mimic the voice(s) of everyone living or dead."
(July 30, 2012 at 4:59 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Granted. Whoever catfish is talking to now understands that Catfish is very religious.

Once again, I wish for 50 billion US dollars to help feed the world. (we do have a game going on here)

Granted, but the Amero is the new currency and the US dollar is worthless. (kinda like it is now...)

I wish that ppl understood the difference between philosophical and religious...
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 30, 2012 at 6:36 pm
(July 30, 2012 at 5:39 pm)catfish Wrote:
(July 30, 2012 at 5:04 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: "I wish I could mimic the voice of anyone living or dead."

You'll find my wishes very carefully worded.

No I won't...

Had you carefully worded it, it should have (or at least could have) read thusly:
"I wish I could mimic the voice(s) of everyone living or dead."

Fair enough, I thought I typed everyone.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 31, 2012 at 3:23 pm (This post was last modified: July 31, 2012 at 3:24 pm by catfish.)
(July 30, 2012 at 5:39 pm)catfish Wrote: Granted, but the Amero is the new currency and the US dollar is worthless. (kinda like it is now...)

I wish that ppl understood the difference between philosophical and religious...

Granted, but ppl still label whomever, whatever they want.

I wish oppression was non-existent.
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