Granted, but KFC sold out and had to close it's doors...
I wish I didn't make wishes.
I wish I didn't make wishes.
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Grant My Wish #2
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Granted, your wish not to make wishes is granted, therefore have never wished not to make wishes, so you wished not to make a wish, therefore have never wished not to make wishes, so you wished not to make a wish, therefore have never wished not to make wishes, so you wished not to make a wish, therefore have never wished not to make wishes, so you wished not to make a wish, therefore have never wished not to make wishes, so you wished not to make a wish, therefore have never wished not to make wishes, so you wished not to make a wish, therefore have never wished not to make wishes, so you wished not to make a wish, therefore have never wished not to make wishes, so you wished not to make a wish, therefore have never wished not to make wishes, so you wished not to make a wish, therefore have never wished not to make wishes, so you wished not to make a wish, therefore have never wished not to make wishes, so you wished not to make a wish...and you spend eternity trapped in an unending paradox.
I wish that you would be freed from your paradox. I'm nice like that.
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog
If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside? The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic. ― Tim Minchin, Storm  RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 30, 2012 at 11:31 am
(This post was last modified: July 30, 2012 at 11:31 am by Reforged.)
Granted but because his views are so personal and unique he just goes on to make many more.
I wish my town was deserted for a year except for me so I could do more or less what I like within its boundaries.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred. 
Granted, but you still have visitors.
I wish Twilight was never written.
Don’t ask.
 
Wish granted before the fact, Twilight was vomited forth, not written.
I wish my wife had beer flavored nipples?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Granted, but New Moon, and all the other shitty books in the series were written.
I wish my headache would go away! 42
Granted, but it tastes like american non-alcoholic cheap beer.
I wish I didn't smoke cigarettes tbh.
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog
If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside? The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic. ― Tim Minchin, Storm
Granted, you cut them open and suck out the fresh nicotine goodness instead.
I wish I could mimic the voice of anyone living or dead.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred. 
Granted, but it's Peewee Herman's voice that you mimic.
I wish I never made the wish that I didn't make wishes.  RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 30, 2012 at 4:20 pm
(This post was last modified: July 30, 2012 at 4:20 pm by Cinjin.)
(July 30, 2012 at 4:10 pm)catfish Wrote: I wish I never made the wish that I didn't make wishes. Granted. You were never born. That should take care of any and all future double negatives and paradoxes caused by ridiculous wishing. I wish I had witnessed first hand the creation of the universe. ![[Image: Evolution.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fk619%2Fjcincain%2FPublic%2FEvolution.png) |
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