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Grant My Wish #2

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Grant My Wish #2
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Granted: Bronson is on streaming, but the site is down.

I wish I had a better iPod dock.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 3:51 pm
(June 27, 2011 at 3:48 pm)Epimethean Wrote: Granted: Bronson is on streaming, but the site is down.

I wish I had a better iPod dock.

Granted, but it plays Lady Gaga while it charges -- on repeat.

I wish I wasn't so easily distracted while I am working today.

ETA: I hate it when my typos are quoted. Smile
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 3:52 pm
Granted, a bottle of ritalin lands on your desk, but it's empty.

I wish Angeline Jolie would stop collecting kids as a hobby.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 3:55 pm
(June 27, 2011 at 3:52 pm)Epimethean Wrote: Granted, a bottle of ritalin lands on your desk, but it's empty.

I wish Angeline Jolie would stop collecting kids as a hobby.

Granted, but now all of those kids are stuck in third world countries because you don't approve of millionaires adopting babies too much. Wink

I wish my vitamins didn't taste like stale Fruity Pebbles milk.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 3:55 pm (This post was last modified: June 27, 2011 at 3:56 pm by Darth.)
Granted, but your neck now looks like a vagina

DAM YOU SHELL B! Granted, they taste like fresh fruity pebbles milk, laced with poison.
I wish to be sexy
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 3:59 pm
(June 27, 2011 at 3:55 pm)Stue Denim Wrote: Granted, but your neck now looks like a vagina

DAM YOU SHELL B! Granted, they taste like fresh fruity pebbles milk, laced with poison.
I wish to be sexy

Granted, but it's an ancient tribes version if sexy with lip holes and fat ankles.

I wish I could run a marathon.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 4:00 pm
Granted, but it's on a 26 mile hamster wheel.

I wish there were more places that carried Talisker.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 4:08 pm
Granted, but you get so drunk you run over a small child and go to prison.

I wish I had a submarine.
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#69
RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 4:11 pm
(June 27, 2011 at 4:08 pm)Rhage Wrote: I wish I had a submarine.

Granted, but it is the Polish version with a screen door.

I wish pot was legal.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 4:29 pm
Granted, but then people will be getting hallucinations.
(I still think it's not necessary to have two threads on the same exact game. Why can't the other one be revived?). o_O

Never mind ...

I wish Muslim terrorists didn't exist at all and that they don't blow themselves up every now and then.
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