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Grant My Wish #2

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Grant My Wish #2
Shell B Offline
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#71
RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 4:32 pm
(June 27, 2011 at 4:29 pm)Rayaan Wrote: Granted, but then people will be getting hallucinations.
(I still think it's not necessary to have two threads on the same exact game. Why can't the other one be revived?). o_O

Never mind ...

I wish Muslim terrorists didn't exist at all and that they don't blow themselves up every now and then.

We don't resurrect old threads. It is easier to go through a new one. It is shorter, has current members, etc.

Granted, but now there are no Muslims.

I wish I didn't have to write a boring article.

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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 4:35 pm (This post was last modified: June 27, 2011 at 4:35 pm by Darth.)
How is that a bad side effect =P.

Granted, you dont have to, feel free to drop out of uni/quit work, alternatively, spruce it up a little, hide messages in it, jokes... . Nobody has a gun to your head.

I wish for a death ray
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 4:39 pm
(June 27, 2011 at 4:35 pm)Stue Denim Wrote: I wish for a death ray

Granted, but it only works on puppies.

I wish Sarah Palin would move to Europe.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 4:42 pm (This post was last modified: June 27, 2011 at 4:42 pm by Darth.)
Thats what I was going to use it on anyway...

Granted, enjoy president bachmann

I wish that I would learn how to play a musical instrument.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 4:42 pm (This post was last modified: June 27, 2011 at 4:42 pm by Epimethean.)
Granted, but it makes no sound.

I wish I had a perfect pizza right now.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 4:49 pm
(June 27, 2011 at 4:42 pm)Epimethean Wrote: I wish I had a perfect pizza right now.

Granted, but it's delivered by a suicide bomber.

I wish religious people would stop being so pushy.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 4:52 pm (This post was last modified: June 27, 2011 at 4:52 pm by Violet.)
Granted, but religion now dominates the entire world. With bananas.

I wish I just got paid and didn't have to work for it.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#78
RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 5:58 pm
Granted: You are a NYC parking meter.

I wish I hadn't just eaten so much pizza.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 6:12 pm (This post was last modified: June 27, 2011 at 6:13 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
Granted: You projectile vomit used pizza all over your mother.

I wish I wasnt around stupid people all day
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
June 27, 2011 at 7:20 pm (This post was last modified: June 27, 2011 at 7:21 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
(June 27, 2011 at 6:12 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Granted: You projectile vomit used pizza all over your mother.

I wish I wasnt around stupid people all day


Granted:

You have had an accident, with brain damage. You now lack the intellect to masturbate. (and can't read this either)


I wish I was irresistible to women 35 to 40.


PS it's 'wasn't'
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