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Grant My Wish #2
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 RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 23, 2012 at 5:07 pm
(This post was last modified: July 23, 2012 at 5:07 pm by frankiej.)
(July 23, 2012 at 5:02 pm)Napoleon Wrote: I wish I had an amazing PC. Granted, you now have your own awesome Police Constable, but he is a bit of a buzzkill. I wish I could run faster than any car. Cunt
 RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 23, 2012 at 5:17 pm
(This post was last modified: July 23, 2012 at 5:19 pm by Reforged.)
I would first like to point out I *do* have an amazing PC and I have been enjoying the steam sale *immensely*... :-)
Now thats out of the way: Granted but you don't have the brakes and so can never stop without crashing and dying. I wish I had the money to upgrade my amazing PC right now to make it even more amazing so Nap will explode with jealousy.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred. 
You get the money.....from a loan shark who comes round and breaks your legs because you thought you could get free money, he then pisses into your computer while overclocking, it then explodes and kills you.
I wish I had a first edition of Kant's groundwork of the metaphysics of morals and Descartes' meditations
Religion is an attempt to answer the philosophical questions of the unphilosophical man.
 (July 23, 2012 at 6:08 pm)liam Wrote: You get the money.....from a loan shark who comes round and breaks your legs because you thought you could get free money, he then pisses into your computer while overclocking, it then explodes and kills you. Granted, but it's the first edition of the lolcats printing. I wish I could sneak out of work early today. RE: Grant My Wish #2
July 23, 2012 at 6:22 pm
(This post was last modified: July 23, 2012 at 6:23 pm by Reforged.)
Wish granted, you sneak out and are mistaken for a tresspasser by the security outside who proceed to cornhole you with their batons.
I wish I had the power to turn into whatever I wanted.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred. 
Granted but it turn you into the opposite of what you wanted.
I wish I Had a Billion pounds (£)
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies: Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain (July 23, 2012 at 8:21 pm)Gooders1002 Wrote: Granted but it turn you into the opposite of what you wanted. Then you haven't granted my wish, you've given me the exact opposite. Try again. :-P Wish granted, now you'll never lose a game of monopoly ever again.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.  (July 23, 2012 at 6:22 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Wish granted, you sneak out and are mistaken for a tresspasser by the security outside who proceed to cornhole you with their batons. Granted! you had the power, now you don't. So sad. I wish for the power to read minds (for fun and profit). 
Granted, but your brain can't process all the information your getting, and your head magicly explodes.
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