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RE: Why I no longer believe.
July 9, 2011 at 1:26 pm
(July 9, 2011 at 9:23 am)Epimethean Wrote: Bitches for god. Wasn't that one of the programs Jesus outsourced?
No. Jesus' Dad outsourced the "Bitches for God" program millennia before the birth of Jesus, or even the creation of Eve. He outsourced it to Adam's first wife, Lilith, who was too "uppity" to remain Adam's wife. She wouldn't submit, obey, and even insisted on woman on top during intercourse. HORRORS! She later left and became a demoness, mother of tribes of demonesses who populated the world with evil and tempt men and kill infants in their sleep (explanation for SIDS), the Queen of the Canaanites, depending on which account you listen to. She's the personification of that evil female sexuality. See http://www.gnosis.org/lilith.htm or http://witcombe.sbc.edu/eve-women/7evelilith.html depending on whether you'd prefer a religious account of her or a scholarly one.
God, in His mercy, allowed this "divorce by abandonment" for Adam, created a second wife for Adam who horrified him. Then, God created Adam a third wife, Eve, who as we know gave into the temptation of "the snake".
It seems that part of Jesus' job was to put the "Bitches for God" members in their place, and to create an infrastructure that would keep them barefoot, pregnant, and submissive for about 1900 years - and longer in some places among some groups.
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RE: Why I no longer believe.
July 9, 2011 at 1:28 pm
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"The snake" can be very tempting. Or so I hear tell.
(It was actually a dragon by the way. Legs, arms etc.)
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RE: Why I no longer believe.
July 9, 2011 at 1:36 pm
Lilith sounds like fun.
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RE: Why I no longer believe.
July 9, 2011 at 1:49 pm
You know it's amazing how much of hebrew mythology didn't make it into the bible. Some of the stories are particularly amusing. Just goes to show, that at some point, everyone's bs meter starts making noise.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honi_ha-M'agel
One of my favorites.
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RE: Why I no longer believe.
July 9, 2011 at 3:20 pm
Cool, a man who made god jump through hoops.
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RE: Why I no longer believe.
July 9, 2011 at 3:24 pm
Why that guy didn't get to be the messiah.....is beyond me..lol.
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RE: Why I no longer believe.
July 9, 2011 at 4:29 pm
I say we ask for a recount.
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RE: Why I no longer believe.
July 9, 2011 at 10:57 pm
Tons of references about Lilith in various Hebrew texts, the Bible, and other documents may be found here:
http://jewishchristianlit.com/Topics/Lilith/
Lilith might be defined as the first Fem-libber.
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"Be ye not lost amongst Precept of Order." - Book of Uterus, 1:5, "Principia Discordia, or How I Found Goddess and What I Did to Her When I Found Her."
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RE: Why I no longer believe.
July 12, 2011 at 12:14 pm
I just like her because she sounds like a hot little bitch. I've actually read quite a bit about her in comparative myth courses. I always like a myth with a good sexual angle (NOT angel: those fuckers seem to be dickless).
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