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Cthulhu For President.
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RE: Cthulhu For President.
August 10, 2011 at 8:23 am
Cthulhu is already the supreme being. He doesn't need elections, he's already the winner.
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RE: Cthulhu For President.
August 10, 2011 at 10:27 am
Supreme being? Nah, if he ever got near Azagthoth he would be subsumed him in seconds. Azagthoth is the creator and a god no sane being would cleav to.
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RE: Cthulhu For President.
August 10, 2011 at 11:52 am (This post was last modified: August 10, 2011 at 11:55 am by Jaysyn.)
(August 10, 2011 at 10:27 am)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Supreme being? Nah, if he ever got near Azagthoth he would be subsumed him in seconds. Azagthoth is the creator and a god no sane being would cleav to.

Pretty sure you mean Azathoth & not the lead guitarist from Morbid Angel.

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RE: Cthulhu For President.
August 10, 2011 at 11:52 am
(August 10, 2011 at 7:43 am)Ziggystardust Wrote: [Image: cthulhu_for_president_poster-p2283377315...z0_400.jpg]

Now, who's Cthulhu's running mate?
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RE: Cthulhu For President.
August 10, 2011 at 12:19 pm
(August 10, 2011 at 11:52 am)Judas BentHer Wrote: Now, who's Cthulhu's running mate?

Min, wheres that Batshit Bachmann pic?

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#16
RE: Cthulhu For President.
August 10, 2011 at 12:49 pm
(August 10, 2011 at 12:19 pm)Rhythm Wrote:
(August 10, 2011 at 11:52 am)Judas BentHer Wrote: Now, who's Cthulhu's running mate?

Min, wheres that Batshit Bachmann pic?

Nope, even the dread lord of madness has some standards.
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RE: Cthulhu For President.
August 10, 2011 at 2:30 pm (This post was last modified: August 10, 2011 at 2:30 pm by Rhizomorph13.)



In the books I read, connected to the Cthulu mythos, it was spelled both ways. Azathoth is not necessarily the ONLY way to spell it. For example Cthulu can also be spelled Cutlu, or Cuthulu because it is meant only as a phonetic representation of an unpronouncable echo from dimensions that drive men insane.
(August 10, 2011 at 11:52 am)Judas BentHer Wrote: Now, who's Cthulhu's running mate?

Nyarlathotep, of course!
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RE: Cthulhu For President.
August 10, 2011 at 3:11 pm
(August 10, 2011 at 2:30 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Nyarlathotep, of course!
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The Newsweek cover editor is going to love him!
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RE: Cthulhu For President.
August 11, 2011 at 7:30 am
(August 10, 2011 at 11:52 am)Judas BentHer Wrote: Now, who's Cthulhu's running mate?


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Maybe this dude!

Or then perhaps not.. Big Grin


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