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Cthulhu For President.
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Cthulhu For President.
In the coming election, be sure to vote for our Dread Father Cthulhu, He who sleeps in R'lyeh, the green sticky spawn of the stars, He who lies dreaming, and the One who slumbers eternal until even death will die.

Prepare for strange aeons! Remember, why vote for the LESSER of two evils?
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RE: Cthulhu For President.
Clearly, he's got my vote.
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RE: Cthulhu For President.
Mine too. Obviously a natural multi-tasker.
"In life you can never be too kind or too fair; everyone you meet is carrying a heavy load. When you go through your day expressing kindness and courtesy to all you meet, you leave behind a feeling of warmth and good cheer, and you help alleviate the burdens everyone is struggling with."
Brian Tracy
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RE: Cthulhu For President.
Raise your hand if you don't know what the fuck he's talkin about.

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RE: Cthulhu For President.
Lovecraft Cinjin.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Cthulhu For President.
(August 9, 2011 at 7:00 pm)Cinjin Wrote: Raise your hand if you don't know what the fuck he's talkin about.

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Here is a tract that can help you decide your eternal fate.

Why choose the lesser of two evils!


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RE: Cthulhu For President.
and if you prefer it in festive musical form!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ftld7Ohojg
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RE: Cthulhu For President.

Quote:"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before." Mae West
I love the comic. I'd keep a bottle of Paprika in my pocket at all times. So that way I could be flavored and first. *adjusts robe, puts up hood, begins to chant in Enochian language that roughly translates to; eat me, eat me, eat me.)


"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.

Theosophists have guessed at the awesome grandeur of the cosmic cycle wherein our world and human race form transient incidents. They have hinted at strange survival in terms which would freeze blood if not masked by a bland optimism. /.../ Who knows the end? What has risen may sink, and what has sunk may rise. Loathsomeness waits and dreams in the deep, and decay spreads over the tottering cities of men. A time will come..." H.P. Lovecraft , The Call of Cthulhu. in The H.P. Lovecraft Omnibus 3.
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RE: Cthulhu For President.
(August 10, 2011 at 3:20 am)Judas BentHer Wrote: I'd keep a bottle of Paprika in my pocket at all times. So that way I could be flavored and first. *adjusts robe, puts up hood, begins to chant in Enochian language that roughly translates to; eat me, eat me, eat me.)

*Puts a bottle of Tabasco in my pocket and joins Judas in the chanting

One can only wish to get eaten first.. Tongue
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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(August 9, 2011 at 6:40 pm)R-e-n-n-a-t Wrote: In the coming election, be sure to vote for our Dread Father Cthulhu, He who sleeps in R'lyeh, the green sticky spawn of the stars, He who lies dreaming, and the One who slumbers eternal until even death will die.

Prepare for strange aeons! Remember, why vote for the LESSER of two evils?

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