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Great (to the nth power) Grandpa was a Fish

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Great (to the nth power) Grandpa was a Fish
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RE: Great (to the nth power) Grandpa was a Fish
August 23, 2011 at 12:40 pm
I had a really dirty joke about women and fish but decided to rise above my base urges.



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RE: Great (to the nth power) Grandpa was a Fish
August 23, 2011 at 12:42 pm
(August 23, 2011 at 12:40 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: I had a really dirty joke about women and fish but decided to rise above my base urges.

What's the joke? Oh, come on, you can't just leave it there Angry
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RE: Great (to the nth power) Grandpa was a Fish
August 23, 2011 at 12:57 pm
I think I know that one.



That's funny.
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RE: Great (to the nth power) Grandpa was a Fish
August 23, 2011 at 1:02 pm
We are all just star dust anyway.
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RE: Great (to the nth power) Grandpa was a Fish
August 23, 2011 at 8:36 pm (This post was last modified: August 23, 2011 at 8:40 pm by edk.)
(August 23, 2011 at 12:57 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I think I know that one.



That's funny.

That is not >:(
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August 23, 2011 at 8:44 pm
Quote:After their first time of wild and passionate sex, Eve walks to the creek to wash herself. As she starts rinsing below, the voice of god booms out: "NO, WAIT!"

"Why should I wait?", Eve says as she continues to rinse.

"Too late - now I'm never gonna get that smell off the fish..." God replies.
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RE: Great (to the nth power) Grandpa was a Fish
August 24, 2011 at 5:20 am (This post was last modified: August 24, 2011 at 5:21 am by KichigaiNeko.)
......here fishy fishy ......
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RE: Great (to the nth power) Grandpa was a Fish
August 24, 2011 at 7:40 am
I would rather be descended from fishes rather than some couple who got duped by a talking snake.
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