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The Innocence of Children.
#11
RE: The Innocence of Children.
(August 30, 2011 at 8:41 am)HeyItsZeus Wrote:
Quote:When children are little,you could just eat them. By the time they are 16 you often wish you had. (anon)

25 years of happiness and joy, not misery. Fucking pessimistic old hags...

Also, yes little children are tasty.
(August 30, 2011 at 6:39 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Kids are over-rated Sad

So if you have one give it to me. Big Grin
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Nah..but could offer you my daughter??

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The son is a bit tough... Sad
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#12
RE: The Innocence of Children.
Very nice how much?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#13
RE: The Innocence of Children.
(August 30, 2011 at 9:38 am)Rhythm Wrote: Very nice how much?

More than your life is worth mate Levitate
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#14
RE: The Innocence of Children.
Well that's not setting the bar very high is it?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: The Innocence of Children.
(August 30, 2011 at 9:39 am)Rhythm Wrote: Well that's not setting the bar very high is it?

She would chew you up and spit you out and that is AFTER Mrs Rhythm is finished with you ROFLOL

(By the way how is her back issues coming along??)
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#16
RE: The Innocence of Children.
Oh who know's I try to ignore the bitching and moaning.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: The Innocence of Children.
(August 30, 2011 at 9:45 am)Rhythm Wrote: Oh who know's I try to ignore the bitching and moaning.

Angry not very sypathetic of you mate...

As for "Baby" she was a lovely child (sweet and loving) ...and then she got to 21.. and all Hell broke loose!! Jawdrop
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#18
RE: The Innocence of Children.
Hehehe, my wife didn't marry me for the sympathy...am I right fellas? High five!

(my daughters will never turn 21, I forbid it until I can figure out how to handle it)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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(August 30, 2011 at 9:49 am)Rhythm Wrote: am I right fellas? High five!

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#20
RE: The Innocence of Children.
(August 30, 2011 at 9:49 am)Rhythm Wrote: Hehehe, my wife didn't marry me for the sympathy...am I right fellas? High five!

(my daughters will never turn 21, I forbid it until I can figure out how to handle it)

You keep dreamin mate...

By the way ... your shot guy loaded?? Confusedhock:

Ya can't handle it mate..just roll with it...they'll be fine.

What did the "practitioners" say ? (about your lady's back issues??)
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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