Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines

[Cinjin]

ah, see, me...I like to be courted. The game is half the fun.

I buy into Harrison Ford's motto. We only need women to do one thing: show up.

[Shell B]

It's not that I don't enjoy going out with someone and getting to know them, I just don't like the pretense involved with some courting rituals, so to speak. If you're trying to get in my pants, say it. If you're interested in talking, say that. Don't pretend to want to hang out and do things you don't like so you can get from point A to point B. I fucking hate that.

[Jackalope]

Worst: (This coming from a self-proclaimed "wizard" fifteen years my senior.) "I sense magic around you. I want to get to know you better and teach you how to tap into it." *shudders*

Ewww. That's beyond creepy.

[thesummerqueen]

It's not that I don't enjoy going out with someone and getting to know them, I just don't like the pretense involved with some courting rituals, so to speak. If you're trying to get in my pants, say it. If you're interested in talking, say that. Don't pretend to want to hang out and do things you don't like so you can get from point A to point B. I fucking hate that.

Maybe that's a benefit of older guys...they seem to want to make even the short-lived experience "nice" with all those little rituals. Nothing wrong with being an impermanent princess for a night or two.

[Jackalope]

It's not that I don't enjoy going out with someone and getting to know them, I just don't like the pretense involved with some courting rituals, so to speak. If you're trying to get in my pants, say it. If you're interested in talking, say that. Don't pretend to want to hang out and do things you don't like so you can get from point A to point B. I fucking hate that.

The conundrum faced by men is that there are a lot of women who don't want men to be so straightforward (particularly in regard to wanting to get into their pants, LOL). It's almost like we've been conditioned to conceal our true intentions.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[Shell B]

The conundrum faced by men is that there are a lot of women who don't want men to be so straightforward (particularly in regard to wanting to get into their pants, LOL). It's almost like we've been conditioned to conceal our true intentions.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

That's true, but some men's true intentions aren't immediately "let's do it." I think men -- and women -- should just say what they want to say and be upfront about everything. It makes things so much less complicated. I hate trying to figure people out. Figure yourself out and let me know.

[Jackalope]

That's true, but some men's true intentions aren't immediately "let's do it." I think men -- and women -- should just say what they want to say and be upfront about everything. It makes things so much less complicated. I hate trying to figure people out. Figure yourself out and let me know.

No argument from me on that.

[thesummerqueen]

I seem to be at a loss - I've never dated or screwed anyone I didn't already know to a reasonable degree beforehand.

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Again - I've never been randomly picked up - that's why I keep telling Shell she's hotter than me.

[Shell B]

I seem to be at a loss - I've never dated or screwed anyone I didn't already know to a reasonable degree beforehand.

I've never dated anyone I didn't know a reasonable degree beforehand.

Again - I've never been randomly picked up - that's why I keep telling Shell she's hotter than me.

Nah, it is not that I am hotter. It is that I frequent metal and punk shows. It's easy to make fast "friends" at such things. Believe me, it has been a long time since those days.

[Dotard]

Unfortunately, I can't weigh in on any I've heard or had put on me because no one's tried to pick me up.

I'd love to pick you up, let me go get my forklift.

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Or how about;

If you'd like to stroll down this country road with me I have my cattle-crosser covers in my truck.

Or

Let's make-love. I got an extra paper bag to put over my head in case yours tears.