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Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines
Phaedra Offline
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#41
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines
September 30, 2011 at 3:21 pm
(September 30, 2011 at 6:22 am)Stue Denim Wrote: G'day love, you interested in a 'stralian kiss?

An Australian kiss? Whatever do you mean?

Well Sheila, It's just loike a french kiss, only down under.

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#42
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines
September 30, 2011 at 4:46 pm
I've got a comfy bed and 100 bucks, hop in.
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#43
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines
September 30, 2011 at 4:56 pm
I'm gonna rape ya!
If you struggle I'll cut ya!
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RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines
September 30, 2011 at 5:34 pm
I already have a hole dug if anyone feels that they have need of it at this point.
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#45
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines
September 30, 2011 at 6:16 pm
Aw...I don't have any pick up lines that were worth remembering. I mostly get the naughty looks. Sometimes I get a "hey baby, you lookin' mighty fine!" while walking home.
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#46
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines
October 1, 2011 at 3:52 pm
(September 30, 2011 at 4:56 pm)frankiej Wrote: I'm gonna rape ya!
If you struggle I'll cut ya!

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I'm gonna castrate ya!
If you struggle I'll still cut ya!
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#47
RE: Worst (or Best) Pick Up Lines
October 1, 2011 at 7:21 pm
(October 1, 2011 at 3:52 pm)Phaedra Wrote:
(September 30, 2011 at 4:56 pm)frankiej Wrote: I'm gonna rape ya!
If you struggle I'll cut ya!

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I'm gonna castrate ya!
If you struggle I'll still cut ya!

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I didn't say my name was Mickey Finn. I said have one. And you did.
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