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God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
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RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
September 21, 2011 at 2:12 pm
Ah, no love, I get manicures every two weeks. The surface skin is soft and smooth, even if I have cuts from thorns and broken glass in them.
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RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
September 21, 2011 at 2:17 pm
My image of you is restored.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
September 21, 2011 at 2:23 pm
I prefer to look good, even when I'm doling out asskickings and lollipops.
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#24
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
September 21, 2011 at 2:32 pm
Let me guess 'your all out of lollipops'.



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RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
September 21, 2011 at 2:35 pm
Geez, where do you guys get this idea that I'm all naughty and no nice?
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#26
RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
September 21, 2011 at 2:59 pm
(September 21, 2011 at 2:35 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Geez, where do you guys get this idea that I'm all naughty and no nice?

It might have something to do with your current avatar.

Just sayin'.
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RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
September 21, 2011 at 3:05 pm
She's the worst of both worlds.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
September 21, 2011 at 3:09 pm
You always know how to bring a girl's self-esteem back to earth, my treasure.
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RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
September 21, 2011 at 3:17 pm
Don't hitch me to that wagon, it'll be a bumpy ride.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: God: Misinterpreted as an extraterrestrial?
September 21, 2011 at 3:19 pm
I would never depend on you to take me anywhere, sugar.
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