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Idiocy via USPS
#11
RE: Idiocy via USPS
Give her a call and ask her how attached she is to her black cherry and tell her that you will gladly pop it for her.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#12
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lol ... black cherry.
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#13
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(September 23, 2011 at 2:01 am)Cinjin Wrote: So -

I got this hand written letter addressed to me by name in the mail today in a plain envelope. I will type it exactly as it is written:


Hello! I am writing to you today to offer an encouraging word form the Bible.

While many of us suffer from the injustices of life such as war, crime, sickness and death, the Bible gives us a hope for the future. Revelation 21:4 states "God will wipe every tear from their eyes, and death will be no more, neither will mourning, nor outcry, nor pain be anymore."

I am enclosing a publication that deals with suffering and chronic illness and how we can practically cope until the above promise is fulfilled, as well as other topics of interest.

If you would like to receive future publications or would welcome a visit, please contact the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses at 616-363-9735.

Sincerely,

Anne N.


I shit you not ... hand written on personal stationary with an Awake! publication entitled "Chronic Illness, Coping as a Family".
It was mostly filled with god's "unknowable master plan".
It's easy enough to get my name and address I suppose, but seriously - it was kind of creepy.

*snickers*....yes...JW's. my friend is one and she's really nice. A few years ago I caught some of them sneaking up on some deaf people in the store, so I stopped and joined the conversation, we argued a little and then they wanted me to attend one of their meetings, yeah I didn't...
"And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him." Hebrews 11:6
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#14
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Yeah Cinj...seems to be their (JW's) latest sales pitch. It's happening all over here in Australia too

meh Dodgy
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#15
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(September 23, 2011 at 11:54 pm)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Yeah Cinj...seems to be their (JW's) latest sales pitch. It's happening all over here in Australia too

meh Dodgy

o, so perhaps this is a church wide phenomenon. I have to admit it's more clever than normal. Stupid people will probably look at this letter and think, "wow, someone must really care to take the time to sit and write a handwritten letter." and the even stupider people will think, "I don't remember meeting this woman, I should call this number and see if we can get reacquainted. Maybe this church thing really IS something great!"


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#16
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Well if it is a church wide phenomenon then the JW's in my neighborhood have gotten lazy, because a few days ago I got the same damn watchtower pamphlet stuck on my door that I have received a dozen times.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#17
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(September 23, 2011 at 11:54 pm)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Yeah Cinj...seems to be their (JW's) latest sales pitch. It's happening all over here in Australia too

meh Dodgy

We were going to write a reply pointing out that god was a mass murder and a rapist but never got around to it.
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#18
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I have only ever had them at my door once... They gave me a couple of creepy magazines... I looked at them and told them to run or I would cut their heads off. They didn't like that... They then called the police. Twas an amusing day.

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