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Fuckin' Perry.....
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Fuckin' Perry.....

http://my.auburnjournal.com/detail/188834.html

Quote:(Houston, ACPA) Respected religious leader and secessionist Rev. Gov. Rick Perry of Texas confirmed his candidacy with a promise of jobs at a forum in conservative South Carolina.

"We need to focus on jobs," he said, "and if elected, I promise to hold a National Day of Prayer for Jobs. More prayer days have been held in Texas on my watch than in any other state. If elected, I'm going to bring this entire nation to it's knees."


I'm sure this will help a lot!
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#2
RE: Fuckin' Perry.....
What a dickweed. I find it hard to believe anyone actually takes this guy seriously.
Nothing is your own except the few cubic centimeters inside your skull. - George Orwell
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#3
RE: Fuckin' Perry.....
If you met more silly-assed xtians you'd understand.

They're as stupid as he is.
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Unfuckinfortunately a national days of prayer platform automatically garners the twat waffle a significant percentage of the electorate.

No questions ask.

Faith you know.
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#5
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Are we sure of the validity of those remarks. I know hes stupid as a dog turd. But really? Smells like satire.
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#6
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Aww, I came here looking because I thought it would be a Rick Perry sex tape... Oh well. Keep trying people.
Cunt
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